Elizabeth served herself to Vlad upon the Lazy Susan (Susan wasn’t lazy. She was actually dead.” — Bats 2015

(Brandon) Webb is a premier, No. 1 (starter) in this league. I felt I put some good at-bats against him.

They were challenged to come out tonight and swing the bats. We lost to a good [Port Clinton] team, good pitcher, and we needed to redeem ourselves tonight.

At the start of the game our bats were asleep, we were asleep. They came out aggressive and we didn’t. That was story of the game. We made mistakes early, and you can’t make mistakes...

We won’t be able to sleep without the sound of her self-loathing orgasms crying out into the night.” —Bats 2015

Before, (with) all the metal bats all you could hear was a ding. Now it’s more of a solid-hitting feeling, like they’ve extended the sweet spot.

We just wanted to get back on the winning track. We came out swinging the bats really well today and that was good to see.

Nobody bats 500. We all make mistakes.

She shook her head, and closed her eyes. I felt her weariness then, and with it, my own. I felt it dark and heavy upon me, darker and heavier than any drug they ever gave...

I felt real good today. It’s been a couple of games that I haven’t been seeing the ball that well and the first couple of bats I couldn’t hit, but that one hit felt real...

You’re teasing me!” — Bats

As a team, you feed off each other. We’ve really started to swing the bats well here in the last couple of weeks.

Not every winged Creature is considered a bird or a bat. Some wings are made of magic.- Raani York – 2013 –

Overall everyone swung the bats and did everything right,

Were they displayed like this?” —Bats 2015

What can I say? We just didn’t give up. We kept swinging the bats well. It took off a lot of the pressure coming back from down three with two innings left. That was huge...

When you swing the bats like that, you’re going to be pretty tough to beat. It was a good day. The hitters did a good job. It wasn’t like their pitchers were slopping it up...

We’re starting to believe a little bit. We’re starting to believe in our bats a little bit, and it’s taken a long time to get there. That’s big for us.

I’ve seen him take some very darn good at-bats against left-handed pitching.

Last year, Wily was playing a lot. He was hot from the get-go. I think it’s a different mind-set when you know you’re going to be out there. My first two at-bats weren’t all that...

…an ambitious array of dishonorable intentions that he intended to wield upon the Countess’s nether regions. — BATS 2015

We really are starting to grow up now. All season long, I’ve been telling them to get their bats going and that other stuff will take care of itself. The easy part is throwing strikes...

We have looked OK in preseason scrimmages, but our bats need to come around. We are better offensively than we were a year ago.

We had some pretty good at-bats off [Carpenter]. We just couldn’t find any holes. That’s the way it goes sometimes. We were able to get some guys on but weren’t able to get them in...

Grrrrowpt.” said dead Penelope. Dead Huthbert nodded, and hugged her. She moved his dusty hand from her dusty ass.” — BATS 2015

It was a slugfest type game. We swung the bats good. They had that one big inning.

They lay on their heathery beds and listened to all the sounds of the night. They heard the little grunt of a hedgehog going by. They saw the flicker of bats overhead. They smelt the...

It’s disappointing to not get this one in. We ran into a red hot team that’s swinging the bats well and they’re playing well at home.

We’ve put together big innings the last two nights. We swung the bats well this series.

I don’t think our bats responded the way they were supposed to respond. If you look at our pitching, the only game that they gave more than three runs was the game against Puerto Rico,...

She could feel something unnatural following her every movement as she washed her bountiful Huzza and Wahzoozie” — BATS

Yes, I know,” Isadora said, and then read her poem, leaning forward so Carmelita Spats would not overhear:”I would rather eat a bowl of vampire batsthan spend an hour with Carmelita Spats.”The Baudelaires giggled and...

Just going up to the plate and having quality at-bats has been the biggest issue.

I want to get as many at-bats as I can, and maybe if I show I can hit from the left side, they will think a little differently.

Do it for the kids! The ones who look up to you — especially when they are pleading for their lives.” — Bats 2015

I don’t see any evidence of guys pressing. We’ve had some good at-bats. We just have hit any long balls lately.

Let me tell you, they swing the bats good, like we do. We have to get our pitching together and come out and do what everybody knows we can do. We can’t go to October...

Miles made things happen this series. He did what he was supposed to do. He got on base for some of the bigger bats. Today Marquis swung the bat. We know he’s a good hitter,...

Later on in the game our at-bats get better, and I don’t know if it’s a mental thing. I don’t know.

You put together 500 at-bats, I think anybody respects somebody who hits .300,

They’re dogs. Never trust a man. Even when he’s dead. Especially when he’s dead. — Bats 2015

We swung the bats very good tonight. I’m glad to see the guys swing like this.

I feel bad for (Landon) because he doesn’t get the at-bats that he would’ve gotten. Outside of that, I don’t worry about Harrington or any of our pitching.

The last five days before the opener, we didn’t get after it. We did not have a lot of at-bats in the week leading up to the season.

Gentle With Them Thar Spurs’—a sequel to ‘Riders of the Purple Sau-Sage.’ Spurs was the feminist novel of its day…which was Tuesday.” —Bats 2015

With the unbalanced schedule, over a third of our at-bats are against these teams so it’s important for him to go out and get a feel for these guys. Obviously we don’t expect anybody to...

We’re having excellent at-bats through the whole lineup. When we’re playing our best, it’s coming from one through nine.

I wake up to write stuff down all night. Useful things like this: To more efficiently make love nocturnally, I must combine the best characteristics of bats, bears, and my Uncle Norman who disappeared in...

We just hung our heads like we felt sorry for ourselves. We no longer had those good at-bats, and the life just went out of the team.

That’s two in a row. Hopefully we can spread ’em out and get the bats going at home.