If you find yourself cutting corners, go in a circle instead

Moderation is the key to old age and the doorway to boredom

You can’t always be right, but you can be wrong a lot less

If you forget who you’ve become remember who you are

Material wealth can be bad for your health.Because when you’re in the soil it’ll make your blood boil,that you couldn’t keep it all for your self.

I do, I am

Think before you speak, unless it’s urgent

Want less, live more

Dreaming’s great as long as you wake up now and again

If you count sheep before you go to sleep, are you barrrrr’d from dreams?

Question everything, unless it’s the answer

When penciling in your future, always use a pen

Sometimes you may have nothing yet without hope you’ve got less

Raise a smile and lower stress

Never go for a drink in London’s square mile, nobody ever gets a round in.

Make sure your not followed! Don’t go anywhere

Life is like a one rung ladder, some days you can be on the top and bottom of the world at the same time

When you’ve tried everything and failed, try everything else and succeed

It’s never too late to change, unless you’re already fully undressed

The English winter is long, cold and wet, just like the English summer

Never look in the mirror when your stressed it’s contagious

Never say no to now

I’ve always been driven, unfortunately not always in the right direction.

If your dreams seem to be drifting away, wake up!

When the loneliest place on earth is in your mind, move out!

Sometimes you can miss the boat and find a new life.

Always think in circles to get your ideas around

If you can hear the birds singing, you’re in the right place

Avoid the stage of old age sit in the audience, it’s all the rage

Do short people reach their full potential quicker?

Christmas comes but once a year, starts in August ends in July

I grew up once, I decided never to do it again

If your treated like a puppet find a new ball of string

When you can’t think clearly, climb to the top of your thoughts

When the only exorcise you get is running for a bus, get more buses!

I’ve never been thrown out of a pub, but I’ve fallen into quite a few

If your dreams are to hard to achieve, just achieve

Being kind is not hereditary

Sleepwalking is the perfect exorcise for lazy people

Always stay one step a head, unless you’re already there

There’s no greater show on earth than observing human nature

Sometimes being given the elbow can turn out to be the best hand.

I’ve been living on the edge for so long, my friends call me Cliff

Even when you don’t see old age coming, you can wave it goodbye

Free your mind from routine, keep your brain somewhere else

Lifes like a painters palette, just when you’ve got everything worked out the colours change

My philosophical heart will not judge thee

In life there are squares and there are circles, sometimes it’s best to be an oblong

The less you need, the more you live

lose weight, eat backwards.