If your treated like a puppet find a new ball of string

When you can’t think clearly, climb to the top of your thoughts

When the only exorcise you get is running for a bus, get more buses!

I’ve never been thrown out of a pub, but I’ve fallen into quite a few

If your dreams are to hard to achieve, just achieve

Being kind is not hereditary

Sleepwalking is the perfect exorcise for lazy people

Always stay one step a head, unless you’re already there

There’s no greater show on earth than observing human nature

Sometimes being given the elbow can turn out to be the best hand.

I’ve been living on the edge for so long, my friends call me Cliff

Even when you don’t see old age coming, you can wave it goodbye

Free your mind from routine, keep your brain somewhere else

Lifes like a painters palette, just when you’ve got everything worked out the colours change

My philosophical heart will not judge thee

In life there are squares and there are circles, sometimes it’s best to be an oblong

The less you need, the more you live

lose weight, eat backwards.

The more you give the less your poor

Old age is not just for grown up’s

Never let your uniqueness be compromised

Age may catch up with you, just never let it over take you.

It’s good to let your mind wonder, as long as you know where it’s going

In the big scheme of things, a little love is all we need

Sometimes the only way to succeed is to fail backwards

Try jogging when following your heart, it’s healthier

The important thing to remember is not to forget

Love life, Live Love

A bunch of bad songs, make an awful whine.

You are only limited by your own imagination

When the road ahead seems impossible, start the engine

If you can’t laugh at yourself, maybe you’re not funny

When you’ve got everything and think you’ve got nothing you’ve actually got less

Always recycle wasted time

Giving is the only way of taking part

Success can bring you happiness, finding happiness is success

If the colour of life turns grey turn the palette the other way

Lets Rock Cancer’s World

Education is meaningless without manners

Always take a compliment, even if it’s not yours

If water was beer I’d be a teetotaler

I had everything summed up in a nutshell unfortunately I lost the nut.

Hate is bait for the devil, love is the gate to god

If those at your top are weak, your bottom will be rotten

Better to have too much time to manage, than too much money that manages all your time

Always dip your toe in the past before stepping into the future

I’ve been trying to get my career off the ground for so long, I’ve given up and decided to become a pilot.

If everyone wants to be somebody, I want to be somebody else

Be generous with your smile and try not to frown.And you will see my children; your smile will never let you down ☺

Sometimes the walk to the doctors is a better cure than the medicine you receive