When the loneliest place on earth is in your mind, move out!

Sometimes you can miss the boat and find a new life.

Always think in circles to get your ideas around

If you can hear the birds singing, you’re in the right place

Avoid the stage of old age sit in the audience, it’s all the rage

Do short people reach their full potential quicker?

Christmas comes but once a year, starts in August ends in July

I grew up once, I decided never to do it again

If your treated like a puppet find a new ball of string

When you can’t think clearly, climb to the top of your thoughts

When the only exorcise you get is running for a bus, get more buses!

I’ve never been thrown out of a pub, but I’ve fallen into quite a few

If your dreams are to hard to achieve, just achieve

Being kind is not hereditary

Sleepwalking is the perfect exorcise for lazy people

Always stay one step a head, unless you’re already there

There’s no greater show on earth than observing human nature

Sometimes being given the elbow can turn out to be the best hand.

I’ve been living on the edge for so long, my friends call me Cliff

Even when you don’t see old age coming, you can wave it goodbye

Free your mind from routine, keep your brain somewhere else

Lifes like a painters palette, just when you’ve got everything worked out the colours change

My philosophical heart will not judge thee

In life there are squares and there are circles, sometimes it’s best to be an oblong

The less you need, the more you live