I admire any woman who does stand-up, but frankly I’d rather pull out my own eyelids.

Man forgives woman anything save the wit to outwit him.

the sexiest woman alive

The poetry you read has been written for you, each of you – black, white, Hispanic, man, woman, gay, straight.

Once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her.

i think through it all, the hardest part was un-attaching myself to the ones I thought would stay around forever. People change and life changes with it, you’ve got to fight like mad for everything...

She is like a butterfly, Beautiful to look at But hard to catch.

I’m always fetishizing the French woman and French taste and style. My assistant will make fun of me because every time we’re picking the direction of a collection, I say the same thing: ‘I want...

Forty-five States, as the gentleman just said, have determined by people that were elected by the people of that State that marriage is the definition of one man and one woman.

Although I love elegant parties, dancing and dining and spending the night with a sweet woman in my arms, my life belongs to literature.

Ask Jesus to live in you & fill you with His Holy Spirit, & thank Him that you’re now God’s child

I remember someone telling me that when he saw the back of a woman’s head, he knew that was the woman he was going marry. I laughed that away as silly talk. But I guess...

It was woman that taught me cruelty, and on woman therefore I have exercised it.

She walks to a tableShe walk to table She is walking to a tableShe walk to table now What difference does it makeWhat difference it make In Nature, no completenessNo sentence really complete thought Language,...

Some people will only “love u ” as much as they can use u. their loyalty end’s where the benefits stop

You are an intriguing combination, half child, half seductress, half angel.”I laughed sort and bitterly. “That’s what all men like to think about women. Little girls they have to take care of–when I know for...

È la mia anima ad aver scelto la sua, perché in essa ha individuato il substrato ideale in cui continuare a esistere anche quando sarò morta. Un uomo può deporre in una donna un figlio,...

Being in your forties – any woman who isn’t there yet, I just have to say to you: Euphoria is coming to you.

And that was how a great scandal threatened to affect the kingdom of Bohemia, and how the best plans of Mr. Sherlock Holmes were beaten by a woman’s wit. He used to make merry over...

Lingerie is my next love after clothing; I think it is what is worn underneath that really inspires a woman to feel beautiful in her clothes – that inner, secret glamour.

Bananas are great, as I believe them to be the only known cure for existential dread. Also, Mother Teresa said that in India, a woman dying in the street will share her banana with anyone...

The remembrance of a woman is longer than a tear. (Le souvenir d’une femme – Est plus long qu’une larme.)

Nő vagyok. Nem kényelmi szempontok alapján választok ruhát.

I like being a strong, independent woman, and to be honest, I was never afraid to be on my own.

Murphy alichanganyikiwa. Hakujua nini kilitokea na kwa nini. Ila, ghafla, alipotupa macho kushoto aliona kitu. Joka kubwa lilitambaa, ingawa kwa shida, kwa sababu ya sakafu, na kumfuata kummaliza. Murphy alijua joka hata angefanya vipi, hakuwa...

All a woman needs is a good bath, clean clothes, and for her hair to be combed. These things she can do herself. I very seldom go to the hairdresser, but when I do, I...

She’s a very lucky woman.

The sign of a true woman isn’t the ability to recite French poetry or play the pianoforte or cook Chateaubriand. The sign of a true woman is learning to listen to her own voice even...

The duration of passion is proportionate with the original resistance of the woman.

I expect that Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man.

There ain’t a man in the world cares about a woman’s past until he’s thinking of her in his future.

…I day dream.Therefore,I am the queen,of my thoughts.Though thirteen,I drift,between,one conception,to another.I create opinions,liberate dilemmas,assert convictions,deal paroxysm,create perfections.”I am neither,a thinker,nor a,perceiver,I am a Day Dreamer…

The one thing you should never do to a woman, whether you make love to her or fuck her, is apologise straight after.

…and from here I realized, with the deepest sense of my being, that we can erect and dismantle the great walls of the world, but we will only truly survive as a species when we...

transsexual” are all imperfect, historical, temporary, and arbitrary. We use them, and they use us. We use them to construct meaningful lives, and they mold us into historically specific forms of personhood. Instead of fighting...

Her room was warm and lightsome. A huge doll sat with her legs apart in the copious easy-chair beside the bed. He tried to bid his tongue speak that he might seem at ease, watching...

IF a woman has manifested her love or desire, either by signs or by motions of the body,and is afterwards rarely or never seen anywhere, or if a woman is met for the first time,the...

She was one of those golden mulatas that French-speaking Caribbeans call chabines, that my boys call chicas de oro; she had snarled, apocalyptic hair, copper eyes, and was one whiteskinned relative away from jaba.

The true genius of a Woman is her subtle flair in creating the illusion that you are the smart one

To be a princess is to play at life. To be a queen is to be a serious player…The purpose of life as a woman is to ascend to the throne and rule with heart.

(…) the woman we love ought to swim as slowly as we do, she ought to have no past of her own to look back on happily. But when the illusion of absolute identity vanishes...

My lovely wife Janet has been in a few paintings. She is basically a reserved woman who has never sought the limelight. She has always been there throughout my career and continues to be at...

She’s not classically beautiful, but somehow that only makes her more interesting.

Tammy Faye, I really like the woman. I wanted to be her kid.

When you marry a woman out of pity, then its a pity that you’ll send her away very soon.

Di dunia ini ibulah yang paling kuat.

Ask any dreamer, it’s not an easy road, But to them; they never questioned, what they’d always known.

Cuida tu cara. Retenla todo lo que puedas. Igual se irá de tu lado, pero al menos le habrás sacado provecho.

There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them

Umoristica (sessista): “Alcuni membri della Commissione avrebbero preferito che le donne non fossero ammesse in Irlanda, ma ci voleva pure qualcuno che stirasse