Oh-” I rest my back against the door to my apartment and purr as I slide down to the floor. “I need to get a tux too.” “GREAT. We’ll stop at the Tux Boutique tomorrow…...

I once saw you in a tuxedo and all I wanted to do is eat.

What is it about wearing a tuxedo or that little black dress, that makes us feel confident, beautiful, splendid, even invincible?We put on formal wear and suddenly we become extraordinary.On the days when you feel...

I’m not afraid of the Canadian tuxedo.

In high school I used to sing in the shower. None of the football players liked it, because they were all naked and I was in a tuxedo.