I was afraid if I started talking in front of the crowd, they’d all laugh at me. And guess what? They did! Oh it was horrible. I’m never going to do stand-up comedy again.

Ethics”, and I said, Sure, I might enjoy a bit of stand-up comedy.

It seems to me that they only seem to mention things in the Bible that are within a 5 mile radius of the guy writing it.

What is the golden role? Some say it is make a ton of money. Some say it’s have a career you can brag about. I say it’s Leave this world better then you found it.

When my comedy get’s someone to react… anger, laughing, crying, whatever… I know I did my job

somewhere between an insult and a complement lies the truth

Pontius Pilate was going to set Jesus free or Barabbas free… he was gonna let the crowd decide. If that took place today, it would be in the form of a reality show