My son is healthy and happy, so that’s all that matters to me.

Bob Altman got nothing from the TV series ‘M*A*S*H,’ and the royalties for the theme song went to his oldest son, Michael, who wrote it as a 15-year-old poet!

Well, my son really loves wildlife. And everytime he draws a polar bear I want to tell him there probably won’t any by the time… he’s my age. That’s kinda hard to deal with.

No, you become a man when you first decide to put away the things of childhood, the talk of childhood, and the thoughts of childhood. You decide because you cannot be treated as both a...

Jacksonville was founded by a man named Jack. Jack’s last name wasn’t Sonville, as you’d expect. Oddly, Jack’s last name was Fatherville, but since Jack was himself a bastard, he found the name Jackfatherville to...

My girlfriend just had a baby. We’ve known each other for six months, so I’m pretty stunned to find myself becoming a father so soon. I hope the baby looks like me!

This kid’s excited because he’s with Bad Company and I’m excited because I’m with Chuck Berrys’ son.

I’m trying to tell him everything will be all right, but how can I say it with a straight face? My son’s no idiot. He knows when I’m lying. The medicine won’t taste bad.The bath...

Sparks are warm while they last.

No love is greater than that of a father for His son.

My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it’s feet first!

All my failures as a human being I blame on my father. Life is about accepting responsibility, and it’s time my father started being held accountable for my deficiencies.

A war is justified if you’re willing to send your son. If you’re not willing to send your son, then how do you send someone else’s?

I tramp the perpetual journeyMy signs are a rain-proof coat, good shoes, and a staff cut from the woods, No friend of mine takes his ease in my chair, I have no chair, no philosophy,...

Imagine how your mom felt. Your dad was the love of her life.

The lad, like many another, owed nothing to his father but his mere existence—Heaven knows whether that gift is oftenest a curse or a boon.

I don’t feel my son should pay the price for what I do.

I will not have my son grow up in a tension-filled home.

That day had changed him. It had changed the entire village. Shaken by the death of a boy they had loved, each person had found ways to be more worthy of the sacrifice he had...

What do you know about somebody not being good enough for somebody else? And since when did you care whether Corinthians stood up or fell down? You’ve been laughing at us all your life. Corinthians....

You become a man when, in having children, you not only physically look after and protect them but also protect them with all the love and learning you have to give.

Perfect!” Wrath bellowed. “And this is a doctor saying it — I mean, she went to medical school.”…”And Dr. Sam told me she’s delivered over fifteen thousand babies over the course of her career —...

She knew nothing of the massacre that went on around her, but when she released the wail of a broken hearted mother, one man heard her. The one who took her son’s life.

He could hardly breathe at the though of his son and Quintana in Sorel with no one to protect them.

I never really grew up until I had kids.

She also understood there was a hole in her heart where her son should be, that she was a wicked, selfish woman for wishing him back.

You ask how it is possible to be your own father and son. You should seek answers, although it is better to anticipate some, to be the light and dream.

On his deathbed, my grandpa told me three things to remember for after he died. First he said, “You can’t own a cat. Ever.” Second he told me, “Friendly boys make friendly friends.” Finally he...

I should name my future son after an orgasm sound. Not mine—his mother’s. It’d be silly to name him Eek, after my orgasm sound, because that’s his uncle’s name, and that’d be too confusing.

The American Museum of Natural History is my son’s absolute favorite place in the world! So we really, really, really love New York.

My success? Being born the son of Moses Annenberg.

Mothers are inscrutable beings to their sons, always. (“The Higgler”)

My youngest son is a writer. He wrote for ‘The District’ and ‘CSI: NY.’

He knew only that his child was his warrant. He said: If he is not the word of God God never spoke.

After I had my son, Max, I knew I wanted to get involved in causes that help children.

Exactly what are you wanting to teach your children? -How to love and care for themselves, or how to neglect and abandon themselves? Self-sarifice is NOT setting a good example.

Hazel squinted. “How far?””Just over the river and through the woods.”Percy raised an eyebrow. “Seriously? To Grandmother’s house we go?”Frank cleared his throat. “Yeah, anyway.

I’m just happy to have experienced life; to have had a beautiful son and to have loved.

He was dazed, the soft thoughts sinking slowly in. A son. Even a daughter. His child. Immortality. A chance to make good. Pass on the hard lessons learned.

The bastard was effectively stuck until he and Morfyd helped him. Fearghus smiled a little at his father’s suffering and the female who caused it.I do love that woman.

My son, all my life I have loved this science so deeply that I can now hear my heart beat for joy.{Commenting about Louis Pasteur’s accomplishment of separating two asymmetric forms of tartaric acid crystals.}

What’s your heart telling you to do?I don’t know.’Maybe, you’re trying too hard to hear it.

You can’t tell a millionaire’s son from a billionaire’s.

Yeah, I know they do, Evan.

Although claiming my true identity as a child of God, I still live as though the God to whom I am returning demands an explanation. I still think about his love as conditional and about...

I am somebody’s son, and I know a guy I call “Dad.” Those two things are unrelated.

I delivered my son. There were other people with me, but I was actively involved.

I’ve brought the traditions from Spain to the United States: spending the afternoons with my husband and my son, enjoying the little things.

A boy is a magical creature – you can lock him out of your workshop, but you can’t lock him out of your heart.

What my first son James did was allow me to care for something in this world when I couldn’t care for myself. James saved my life.