She had blonde hair like spaghetti noodles, and then she went and dyed it marinara. But I loved her like I enjoy all-you-can-eat pasta buffets.

You’re not a woman,” he said finally. “You’re the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Her hair was red, like a flame. And my penis was long, like a commercial break. Hey, hold the elevator!

Her name is Denise, and she has green eyes and red hair. Well, this week. Last week her hair was dyed blonde, and she had blue eyes. Or maybe that was a different woman. I...

Oh, most unhappy man,’ he cried, ‘try to be happy! You have red hair like your sister.’My red hair, like red flames, shall burn up the world,’ said Gregory.

People with red hair are supposed to get mad very easily,…,and he had very red hair.