We men are fascinated by the things we don’t really understand. It gives us something to think and talk about: like females, they drive us nuts.

An assumption is the joke; truth the punchline.

A wink and a smirk walk into a bar, and the bartender asked them what they were drinking, when all of the sudden a mustache in a cowboy hat riding a vagina runs through the...

That’s no little kid. That’s Jason Steed, the biggest damn hero you will ever see!

Fate was a bitch, but she always had a wicked sense of humor. Today, he was her punch line. Tomorrow, she’d be laughing at them.-Darling’s thoughts