Politics is the only art whose artists regularly disown their masterpieces.

New Rule: Stop asking Miss USA contestants if they believe in evolution. It’s not their field. It’s like asking Stephen Hawking if he believes in hair scrunchies. Here’s what they know about: spray tans, fake...

When a political opponent resorts to the racist card, it’s a sure sign of moral bankruptcy: there’s no decent argument left in the armoury.

You can’t understand Twenty-first-Century Politics with an Eighteenth-Century Brain.

You want a friend in this city? [Washington, DC.] Get a dog!

Our politicians always show lame excuse to defend their cripple decisions.

The best protection against identity theft is bad credit

Godwin’s law states that the longer any online debate goes on, the likelier it is that someone will play the Nazi card. It’s the rhetorical equivalent of going nuclear and stupid at the same time.