Hide things everywhere. Forget about them. Find them randomly and feel surprised like a pirate finding buried treasure. Avoid scurvy. Love more.

Shandy looked ahead. Blackbeard, apparently willing to get the explanation later, had picked up his oars and was rowing again. ‘May I presume to suggest,’ yelled Shandy giddily to Davies, ‘that we preoceed the hell...

The kitten I got is black and white and has long hair. Really long hair (think Willie Nelson). I decided to call him Cap’n because his markings make him look like a pirate. The majority...

Mr. Bird flung his food away and leaped to his feet, glaring around at no one in particular. ‘I am not a dog!’ he shouted agrily, his gold earrings flashing in the firelight.

-Hero!? Forget it! We’re Pirates! I love heroes but I don’t wanna become one! Do you even know what it takes to be a Hero!?Lets say you have some meat okay? Now a Pirate would...

I want to be a naughty pirate, because when I put on that eye patch, it barely covers my genitals.

A half a hole is the same as a whole hole, no matter how much love you intend to bury. Love is a treasure, and to keep it safe you need to do as the...

He does kiss like a pirate though, I was able to re-affirm that.

Life’s pretty good, and why wouldn’t it be? I’m a pirate, after all

He danced across my heart like a pirate,Constantly discovering my secrets,Turning over every hidden treasure,Drowning me in his fantasy.

It was like walking into a treasure trove of books, hoarded by pirate librarians.

Ha! Good luck, lady!” Gustav laughed and tapped his thick index finger against his temple. “No one knows what goes on inside this head. Not even me.

In my dream I drank fully of water, but when I woke, I was thirsty.” Ned Low

[As a young teenager] Galois read Legendre]’s geometry from cover to cover as easily as other boys read a pirate yarn.

Bienvenidos a mi barco pirata. Vamos rumbo a Venecia, a cazar vampiros.