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Parking-Lot  Quotes
I park my car in the parking spot right next to the parking spot my bed is in, just in case I have to pee quickly (at above 65 miles per hour).

—Jarod Kintz

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I heard my friend’s car wouldn’t start, so I mailed him a parking lot. I should be a politician.

—Jarod Kintz

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I used to drive a parking lot, and I’d always park it directly under somebody’s car.

—Jarod Kintz

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I always buckle up, even if I’m only walking across the parking lot.

—Jarod Kintz

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I left Mermaid’s Bar and Grill about 2:00 am, and fishtailed out of the parking lot.

—Jarod Kintz

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