Instead of a gun in my holster, I hold cheesy nachos there, for dangerous snacking. Instead of a horse, this cowboy rides a couch.

Guacamole makes an excellent facial cream. It won’t reduce wrinkles, but I’d sure enjoy scraping it off your skin while you sleep, as I munch on nachos as quietly as I can.

I’m a thief, because I stole her heart. That’s so cheesy that I had to end it with nachos.

I walk like a guitar being strummed, and I love like cheese being forced through a grater. I like my nachos covered in melted music.

I have a chip on my shoulder. It’s a nacho, not a sense of bitterness.