To be extremely happy but extremely intelligent is a task of being optimistic without being cheesy.

Angels are good not simply because they see bad as bad, but also because they see bad as corny.

I’m a thief, because I stole her heart. That’s so cheesy that I had to end it with nachos.

They say when you meet the love of your life, time stops, and that’s true. What they don’t tell you is that when it starts again, it moves extra fast to catch up.

I don’t want to say something cheesy like ‘home is where the heart is,’ but home is definitely where the heart is. And my heart is, and has always been, with you.

You tell your brother he’s gonna pay for that car in silver.

Oh diary, I love her, I love her, I love her so much. Jordana is the most amazing person I have ever met. I could eat her. I could drink her blood. She’s the only...