With eyes closed, a kiss is genderless. Now that mustaches are in fashion, some women are finding more hipster love.

Some dogs look like giant mustaches. I shaved mine off because it was barking too much. My love life has improved by leaps and meows.

Mustaches are so cool that I not only have one—I have two. I wear both of mine above my eyes.

I was hot so I gave myself a haircut. I then saw a bald man sweating, so I offered to tweeze his eyebrows. He accepted and was so grateful that he offered to trade mustaches...

There was only one thing about his own appearance which really pleased Hercule Poirot, and that was the profusion of his moustaches, and the way they responded to grooming and treatment and trimming. They were...

Love is a winding mountainous road. Do you have an extra unicycle and handlebar mustache I can borrow?

I’d like to sell mustaches in a can—for the connoisseur consumer and gentleman lover in every woman.