Simply by not owning three medium-sized castles in Tuscany I have saved enough money in the last forty years on insurance premiums alone to buy a medium-sized castle in Tuscany.

Take off your hat,” the King said to the Hatter.”It isn’t mine,” said the Hatter.”Stolen!” the King exclaimed, turning to the jury, who instantly made a memorandum of the fact.”I keep them to sell,” the...

Lots of people who gave money to the party and to Betty never received a dime in special counsel contracts, and lots of people who received special counsel contracts didn’t give.

Not to be covetous, is money; not to be a purchaser, is a revenue

They were new money, without a doubt: so new it shrieked. Their clothes looked as it they’d covered themselves in glue, then rolled around in hundred-dollar bills.

Max would conclude, “that’s who I want to be. The pope. And I’ll do the same thing he does. I’ll keep all the goddamn money.

A salary is, to a man’s employer, what his wife’s vagina is to his wife: a tool used to (1) reward; and (2) control him.

Most women have low standards. All they strive for is a highly paid man.

The rich are poor without the poor’s acknowledgment of money.

The only reason any person does not have enough money is because they are blocking money from coming to them with their thoughts.

He’s a money player,

Frugality, I’ve learned, has its own cost, one that sometimes lasts forever.

Opposites may attract, but I wouldn’t put my money on a relationship of financial opposites.

I don’t think they can build an earthquake-proof canal. . ‘ . ‘ . Pumping several billion dollars into a Peripheral Canal is money that could be spent on water transfers and efficiencies.

It’s great, unfortunately it cost me a lot of money to fill up the building.

If somebody says, This product comes with a money-back guarantee unless the customer is completely satisfied, it should mean what it says.

It takes money to make money, even begging. Humans are herd animals. If a stranger’s bleeding to death beside the road, most people won’t stop to offer a Band-Aid. But get the ball rolling with...

Some people get rich studying artificial intelligence. I make money studying natural stupidity.

Money and time are the heaviest burdens of life . . . the unhappiest of all mortals are those who have more of either than they know how to use.

He better donate some of his money to CSU when he signs his (pro) contract, … He’s got the whole package. He doesn’t use his bulk to bowl you over as much. He’ll make you...

People who want to make a million borrow a million first

A T-shirt is a T-shirt. Spending hundreds of dollars on it doesn’t elevate it. He was under-dressed, even if his casual outfit did cost more than my suit and tie.I once had another fashion victim...

I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And,...

It’s all of our business, it’s all of our money, it’s all of our administration.

It is in doing things and not reading about them that results come about.

If you have made mistakes in life there’s always another chance with Cosmic Ordering.

Lessen the odds are stacked against you, Use Cosmic Ordering.

Don’t wait for success, use Cosmic Ordering.

A person today who seems to have a great sense of self-esteem has his or her childhood days to thank for it.

If you’re perpetually broke, you should be working hard at overcoming stupidity and not getting rich.

There are no absolutes, and your way is neither the only way nor the right way.

They didn’t know them, but they were willing to give money.

Mirabelle always ate her lunch on Brighton beach if the weather was in any way passable, but out of sheer principle she never paid tuppence for a chair. We did not win the war to...

They see tomorrow, they don’t see the future. They don’t think they’re getting their money’s worth … if a guy can’t operate a continuous miner or a roof-bolting machine tomorrow.

I’m not banking on anything, … But with the reward money, I could start the foundation. It’s always been something that touched my heart, and with the money I could afford to make it a...

Crowdfunding is the new black.

Many of the things you can count, don’t count. Many of the things you can’t count, really count.

These marranos go wherever there is money to be made.

You probably never realized this, but God wants to partner with us so that we can establish his kingdom here on earth. Have you heard of the universal principal of receiving? This principal is simply...

money’s just an idea, it has power. Only it’s not real power. Just the promise of power. But that promise is enough so long as everyone keeps pretending it’s real. Stop pretending and it all...

Not a problem. We feel like we can raise the money.

Most business meetings involve one party elaborately suppressing a wish to shout at the other: ‘just give us the money’.

You will get your father’s wealth one day but not his legacy.

Listen to me instead of your financial manager: It’s okay to spend money, to save it, to give it away, to worry over it. It’s just money. Your only enemy in life is time. Do...

Adamant,” Doren said proudly, handing over the shield. “We fished it out of the tar pit where we found the shirt of mail.””Probably all belonged to the same careless adventurer,” Newel speculated. “Too much money,...

If we don’t define the terms of our success then we are stuck with the socially programmed default settings of success, which is just money.

You don’t do it for the money. You figure it’s less than 11 cents an hour. You do it to help the kids.

The exchange is saying to shareholders, ‘Stick with us, you get the money. Why take an offer from anyone else?’ They want shareholder support and are making it financially worthwhile.

By the pond, what whiffs, what sniffs?The residue of stag and duck,Heron and otter, murky frog.Money smells, but not enough.

Quienquiera que se inventase eso de que el dinero no hace la felicidad, se regocija Lloyd Hooks, está claro que no tenía bastante.