Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.

Men like to imagine and think vulgar thoughts, but present them with boldness and they run scared.

Lust, pure gorgeous lust: the sacred energy that elevates us, and makes us feel so special.

There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you’re Shaq or Ray Romano. But somehow people manage. If your man is using money as an excuse not to marry you, it’s...

She had once said that she believed the women’s liberation movement of the sixties and seventies was actually a ploy by men to get women to do more.

I have to say, her blonde bob was amazing. The delicate way it hugged her face and neck. The softness of it…

Oyster Tom said that they were not talking about people but about men. He agreed that most men remain accountable to themselves only, and that but poorly. He said that the proper chore of a...

Half of the people lie with their lips; the other half with their tears

I harbor ill feelings toward a society, and a clergy, that allows marriage partners to split over the smallest incompatibility, where divorce comes in a multitude of flavors, like Baskin Robbins ice cream, where men...

A man is always devoted to something more tangible than a woman – the idea of her.

How could you love us being together?” he asked me “We are nothing alike and we are not meant for each other and we drive each other crazy, you love that? How can you love...

There we were, filled with pure animal need, as he pinned me to the wooden table, and cruelly whipped my naked bottom; the two of us sweaty and panting, me screaming, him grunting, our primal...

To our shame a woman is never so much attached to us as when we suffer

Can I have a glass of water?” Her voice was hoarse, probably from screaming. She’d always sounded like that after they’d-He didn’t just force the thought aside. He clubbed it unconscious, threw it into a...

The difference between a house and a home is like the difference between a man and a woman– it might be embarrassing to explain, but it would be very unusual to get them confused.

I’m fine,” Kate said. “In fact, since my last two dates were so awful, things can only get better.””Bad deduction,” Jessie said. “If that were true, I’d be dating Harrison Ford by now.

Mi propio mundo, uno que es caleidoscopio, alucinada dimensión del sueño, morada de la musaraña. El otro (el dominio de la realidad), llego a mi a través de los hombres. Ellos fueron mis portavoces, mis...

All Southern women wished of their menfolk was simply to be ‘like Paris handsome and like Hector brave’.

I would think it odd, he said, that he had never married. I did not, in fact, think it at all odd–the statistical chances against any woman being prepared to endure both the hairiness of...

Let me give you a tip on a clue to men’s characters: the man who damns money has obtained it dishonorably; the man who respects it has earned it.

This nation was founded by men and women who wanted nothing more than freedom to practice their faith without government opposition, … If we don’t stand up for the religious rights of people around the...

Any regulated dress code from bikinis to burqas assumes that men are weak, impulsive, and untrustworthy.Yet, we know men can be strong, disciplined and trustworthy. Dressing for success is dressing without this sexism.

I was planning on starting a new file on my computer with the title “Phrases That Sound One Way to Witches but Mean Something Else to Vampires.

Lone women shouldn’t stop in the middle of nowhere for giant unkempt strangers with duct tape on their faces.

Ariel laughed and now her goose bumps had goose bumps.

Basically, all women are nurturers and healers, and all men are mental patients to varying degrees.

What’s your definition of dating?Lengthy social time spent with a woman during which we’re not actively fucking

I think, yes, a man and a woman can be good friends, but it isn’t easy for them being as no one else will suppose that that is what they are. And then there’s the...

I could feel his whole body trying to claim me, want me, own me in lust, and it made me feel so valuable and wanted. As I was bent over the table, I felt like...

Miscommunication is endless.

Sarah learnt a lot from Alex. Like the way men could say one thing, then another, then act in a way inconsistent with both positions and somehow still be convinced of their own integrity.

Thank you.

Put not your trust in things, but in men. And women.

When men talk about the agony of being men, they can never quite get away from the recurrent theme of self-pity. And when women talk about being women, they can never quite get away from...

‘Tis strange what a man may do, and a woman yet think him an angel.

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.

I read things that male relationship experts write about women and I read things that female relationship experts write about men, then I feel a true sadness in my heart. Why can’t there be a...

It was the impatience of the way he tore my panties from my body, that really turned me on: I was all he could think of, as his lust got the better of him. I...

Women think they cook better than men. Hmm, I just laugh. Men allowed women to be operating the kitchen because we love women so much. When it comes to the nittys-gritty of cooking, we’ll beat...

They know they’re supposed to do something, but they’re not sure what. And you know what they do when they’re not sure– of course you do: They either do the wrong thing or they do...

Have you ever seen The Last of the Mohicans?””I love it.””Really?” I’m over the moon. We share a movie. Finally, we’re on the same planet.”Don’t you love the part where he says, ‘Stay alive. I...

Can you imagine a world without men? There’d be no crime, and lots of fat happy women.

Girls we love for what they are; men for what they promise to be.

Men need to hunt. She obviously understands this. She’s offering herself as prey. Not easy prey. But willing.

Women may fail when there is no strength in man

The ultimate male tradition is keeping women from sitting at the table of conversation regarding the balance of power between genders.

It’s a shame for a woman’s history to be all about men-first boys, then other boys, then men, men, men. It reminds me of the way our school history textbooks were all about wars and...

Single men and women who go home to an empty apartment or a dog or cat or child need adult conversation in their lives.

I pray for our wonderful men and women in uniform. They represent the ‘best of the best

Harris, as he occasionally explains to George and to myself, has daughters of his own, or, to speak more correctly, a daughter, who as the years progress will no doubt cease practising catherine wheels in...