People who advocate simplicity have money in the bank; the money came first, not the simplicity.

You are people with a present and with a future. Don’t muff the ball. Be excellent.

I think the reason I choose the comic approach so often is because it’s harder, therefore affording me the opportunity to show off.

The historical sense involves a perception, not only of the pastness of the past, but of its presence

This book had two authors, and they were both the same person.

God put Santa Claus on earth to remind us that Christmas is ‘sposed to be a happy time.

I like geography best, he said, because your mountains & rivers know the secret. Pay no attention to boundaries.