My handshake is as firm as cooked spaghetti. So, do you prefer your introductions with Alfredo or marinara sauce?

You don’t need batteries for an introduction. Buy my Networking in a Box today and see for yourself. (Handshakes sold separately.)

I like glad-handing, because I hate handshakes that are sad. That’s why I’d make a great politician—because I wouldn’t shake hands with a lobbyist.

Jacksonville’s unofficial moniker is “The Latex Capital of the Universe.” But we don’t wear condoms—we wear rubber gloves. We have the safest handshakes in the world.

I make friends as easily as water freezes in an active volcano. Remember: handshakes feel more natural if you leave your rubber gloves at home. Unless you enjoy networking in public restrooms.

The captains of England and Australia can barely exchange pleasantries these days without a body-language expert immediately declaiming on the angle of their handshakes.

Hug your customers but also offer handshake to your competitors.