It had been an embarrassing moment, like the one you get when you realize for the first time that you have what it takes to become an accountant.

I look like an accountant. And no offense to accountants! There’s some really cool accountants out there.

They say there are 7 billion people on earth. I don’t know what accountant came up with that number, but in my humble opinion, they might have been off by at least a dozen. You...

I’m an accountant of sorts. But I don’t count my money—I count your love for me. That’s all that really matters in this world.

If I wasn’t singing, I’d probably be, probably an accountant.

Americans like to make money; Canadians like to audit it. I know no other country where accountants have a higher social and moral status.