I look like an accountant. And no offense to accountants! There’s some really cool accountants out there.

They say there are 7 billion people on earth. I don’t know what accountant came up with that number, but in my humble opinion, they might have been off by at least a dozen. You...

I’m an accountant of sorts. But I don’t count my money—I count your love for me. That’s all that really matters in this world.

If I wasn’t singing, I’d probably be, probably an accountant.

Americans like to make money; Canadians like to audit it. I know no other country where accountants have a higher social and moral status.

It had been an embarrassing moment, like the one you get when you realize for the first time that you have what it takes to become an accountant.