Whenever you see groups on the far left and the far right joining together over what Congress is getting ready to do, it’s my experience that whatever Congress is getting ready to do is generally...

With anal sex, I suggest you start gently. Find a slender midget. Or a member of Congress.

You’ve got a Republican White House; you’ve got Republicans in control of Congress. It should be smooth sailing.

The Congressional Record will forever show that [Obamacare] was passed in a romper room of overgrown children seemingly barely old enough to keep from peeing on themselves.

I’ve been in politics long enough to know Congress will react to the recent scandals by adopting new rules.

[Congress has] the power to declare war. Do we have the power to terminate war?

How much?” We have to tell the people why this atom-smasher is going to benefit their lives.

You have to remember that Congress created the Part D program to begin January 1, 2006. So we put all the contingencies in place to handle as much as we did.

The administration welcomes the review, … It’s important. We always work together with Congress on dealing with the threat of Iraqi possession of WMD and we will continue to work with Congress on the facts...

I was sent there by the Free Congress Committee, headed by Paul Weyrich. Fred Smith and I were sent down as observers, with reporters’ credentials, so we could witness the events.

I had a dream about you. You were in the oil business, and I sold icy roads for a living. You didn’t understand who’d buy such a thing, and I said you didn’t understand how...

[White House Chief of Staff John Podesta said Clinton hopes to begin serious negotiations with the GOP-led Congress on spending and tax issues after the veto is official.] We believe that some tax relief is...

We will be working with Tom DeLay and other members of Congress to see just what further relief might be called for,

The first revolution is to transform the status of evaluation from untouchable to respectable , i.e., from the days a century ago when the value-free doctrine held that there could be no place for the...

This proposal is a case of the administration telling Congress to stop asking questions and literally ‘leaves it all to us.’ To endorse such language would be irresponsible,

Sometimes Congress likes to milk an issue.

I served with General Washington in the Legislature of Virginia… and… with Dr. Franklin in Congress. I never heard either of them speak ten minutes at a time, nor to any but the main point.

I believe tax cuts should be responsible and targeted, … This year, Congress is working on last years’ tax bill page by page, piece by piece.

Decisions to cut aid for the terminally ill, for the elderly, for dependent children, for food stamps, even school lunches, are being made by men with full stomachs who live in comfortable houses with two...

We have some Jewish members of Congress, not a lot but there’s a bunch of us.

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men.

As heirs to a legacy more than two centuries old, it is understandable why present-day Americans would take their own democracy for granted. A president freely chosen from a wide-open field of two men every...

The most important role is for people who know what it’s like on the ground. Congress intended for the public to act as a watchdog.

As members of Congress, they were elected as representatives of their constituents.

During my first term in Congress, I signed a pledge that I will take no more earmarks and I’ve been faithful to that pledge.

The question Congress and the administration will still have to grapple with most is not the nature or desirability of the exploration architecture, but rather its timing,

As a member of Congress, I believe Congress must provide oversight of actions by the Executive Branch as our system of checks and balances requires.

We screened that movie before members of Congress. Hopefully, the screening of the movie had some kind of an effect on the process.

At this stage of the budgeting process, this increase is an extremely important step in restoring federal support for technology in education, as it provides increased funding flexibility for Congress to address critical priorities in...

As you get closer to the election, the likelihood that Congress is going to be able to pass legislation, particularly on what might be viewed as partisan or difficult issues, diminishes.

Those of us who are pro-life should demand more from Congress.

We’re going to be reaching out to Congress. The idea is to start with some conversations out in the states with selected members of Congress to help them understand the ramifications of the policies that...

It is true that the poet does not directly address his neighbors; but he does address a great congress of persons who dwell at the back of his mind, a congress of all those who...

I think Congress and the federal government don’t fully understand the risk to this jewel of New Orleans, … They spend billions on the Everglades and on the Big Dig in Boston … yet our...

[The Asia Pacific region isn’t the only hotbed of Linux activity. The Peruvian congress is considering a law that would force all government computer systems to use open-source technology whenever possible.] Security is especially relevant...

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.

I’m surprised that the Congress and the president would choose to honor the Constitution by violating it.

I had a dream about you. I was at your family reunion, and your grandma was chugging the hunch punch with all the confidence of a mature woman in diapers. I was on Wheelchair Patrol,...

It’s a very big perk for members (of Congress) and a very big lobbying tool for companies.

To suggest the reason he signed a letter along with 35 other members of Congress opposing the establishment of a casino was because of anything other than his long-held anti-gaming position is both ludicrous and...

Our job shouldn’t stop with a bill. It should stop with a solution. Congress should be offering solutions, ideas, talking with the administration.

How much longer can the elected representatives of the American people in this Congress allow the President to rack up over a billion dollars a week in new debts? This war is draining, by one...

Let me be clear — the Congress will be writing the next farm bill in 2007 and I am deeply concerned the (Bush) administration is using the current negotiations to reshape farm policy without the...

The fact that Congress has chosen not to do something about this is a national scandal that has cost lives,

The Republican Party is in charge. They’ve been charge of the Congress and spending for 10 years.

At any rate, Congress hasn’t acted, and that’s really what the focus of our hearing is today as to what ought to be done.

I had a dream about you. We were out to dinner at some place fancy, like the Library of Congress. I ate a thick, rare James Joyce novel, and you ate a pig that looked...

If they straight up asked Congress to amend the law, it would fail.

[Members of Congress may not get in trouble with the law more than others, but when they do they come under a lot more scrutiny.] They can get away with less, but they don’t recognize...

I am hopeful that new leadership can open the door for Amtrak to work closely with Congress to achieve meaningful reforms.