I don’t design my own clothes. It’s so not what I think about.

If I saw a hitchhiker wearing a tie-dyed shirt, I’d assume he’s been waiting for a ride since the 1960s. I think that kind of patience is groovy.

I don’t throw my clothes out after one wear. Shocking, I know.

I should open up a dry cleaners/pizza parlor. Extra Stain Sauce will be free, but removing it out of your clothes will cost you.

Tearing your clothes, burning your books and torturing yourself only prove that you are nothing but a wild creature.

After getting dressed at warp speed, I actually managed to drive all the way to high school before I realized I’d forgotten my morning coffee. Mystery, intrigue, and naked dreams aside, that didn’t bode well...

Krishna insisted on outer cleanliness and inner cleansing. Clean clothes and clean minds are an ideal combination.

She never disappoints. Her clothes are always beautiful and these were, too. She never fails to excite her audience,

The rich bought wonderful clothes you recognized. The richest had their pople go to Paris and buy the entire new collection that no one outside of the fashion house has seen.

I want a woman to feel the cut of the scissors in the clothes.

He wore red, white, and blue, but he didn’t look patriotic—he looked like a sloppily wrapped birthday present. But it’s not his fault. I tried to wrap him as tight as I could without restricting...

Laws should be like clothes. They should be made to fit the people they serve.

Designer clothes for dogs are easily recognizable due to the use of colors and logos.

People tend to forget the value of stereo equipment, computer equipment, even your clothes.

If we were rational enough to judge what we are fed based on what we are fed, those in the business of selling us hope (i.e., public speakers, presidents, priests, etc.) wouldn’t wear suits.

Men make clothes for the women they’d like to be with or in most cases the women they’d like to be.

Sometimes I wonder, that one missing sock after doing laundry, is the smart one. After being unhappy for so long, it finally walks away from a frayed, worn-out relationship.

It doesn’t matter about money; having it, not having it. Or having clothes, or not having them. You’re still left alone with yourself in the end.

I’m ready for Betty if Debbie calls. I’ve got two Susans worth of excitement saved up in my pockets, and my grandma pants couldn’t be tighter.

The cool thing about vests is they have no sleeves. I guess their target market is people with no arms. Raise your hand if you disagree.

I consider myself lucky. Some people came with nothing but the clothes on their back, … I ‘ m not stressed. I ‘ m not exhausted. I didn ‘ t have to get on top...

Guilty feelings about clothes are totally unnecessary. A lot of people earn their living by making clothes, so you should never feel bad.

You don’t buy all the clothes in the market. You choose slowly and carefully, asking the prices for each before buying. The same way you choose your friends, by looking into their lives carefully, before...

My mom used to work out here every year, earning school clothes money for the kids.

A Dandy is a clothes-wearing Man, a Man whose trade, office and existence consists in the wearing of clothes.