I got a hundred bucks says my baby beats Pete’s baby. I just think genetics are in my favour.

I think you have to be careful with spices. Kids’ palates can be very delicate, and they might not like things overspiced. In my cookbooks for kids, I do a milder version of my signature...

I don’t like it if I am being held like a baby. If someone holds me normally, and I’m not being coddled, I feel much more comfortable.

You can hardly walk up to complete strangers and say, “Good for you! You’ve risked banishment and brutality and ostracism just to be together, and I applaud your choice! You’re in the vanguard of social...

Look at you, standing there in your iron- gray dress, feeling piousand self- righteous while you starve small children!

The Metropole Orchestra is like Count Basie or Duke Ellington with strings… it’s strings that swing. Strings that swing like Dizzy Gillespie… keep swinging, baby. And when you have all of that special excellence of...

I just took a little nap. I stole it from an infant.

It.” Boy or girl, It is perfect.

Do you think just having a baby automatically makes you love it?”I’m not sure… you might have to learn to love it, like any other person.

Her body accepted my brutal seed and took it to swell within, just as the patient earth accepts a falling fruit into its tender soil to cradle and nourish it to grow. Came a time,...

I want to go to Heaven, and I don’t want to come back. I don’t wanna come back and be a baby, and be a teenager again. Oh my God, no! No, I don’t want...

I want to remember warming your two a.m. bottle, clipping your locks, watching you be baptized, bathing you in the big porcelain sink… how I often laid you against my chest and felt the cradlesong...

Like a girl, a baby running after her mother, begging to be picked up, and she tugs on her skirts, holding her back as she tries to hurry off—all tears, fawning up at her, till...

There is always a storm before a calm.There is always a darkness before daylight. There is always turbulence before quietness.There is always sacrifices before a great victory.There is always awaiting before a breakthrough.There is always...

We’re not really under pressure to deliver a cloned baby to this world. What we are under pressure to do is to deliver a cloned baby that is a healthy one.

[Or perhaps my friends should have realized that they shouldn’t have left behind the FRICKING REASON FOR THEIR PROTEST!And that thought just cracked me up.]It was like my friends had walked over the backs of...

[On visitors after having a new baby…] “Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that front door unless they come bearing one of two things: food...

Love is a lot like coffee, I once thought as I suckled on a milky nipple. But I was one at the time, so what did I know about coffee?

When a new baby is expected mother has 9 months to prepare the family and the kitchen for her departure!

I’m pro-life. I’ll do all I can to see every baby is created with a future and potential. The legislature should do all it can to protect human life.

Well Sarah’s on drugs again and that’s why she did it in Mario’s backseat, but now she might be pregnant, oh, and that messed-up Seth kid’s been cutting himself again so he was sent away...

When you see a merger between two giants in a declining industry, it can look like the financial version of a couple having a baby to save a marriage.

There are no words that can describe the euphoria you feel when your baby recognizes you for the first time and smiles.

A photograph of a disposable diaper floating in the arctic miles away from human habitat fueled my daily determination to save at least one disposable diaper from being used and created. One cloth diaper after...

Lust is the blessing of the fruit of the womb.

To love a man, it means three things:to defend, protect and honor him.To defend his imperfections, protect his individuality and honor his name.

I have one top-notch baby with whom I am in love. It’s a head-over-heels “first love” kind of thing, because I pay for everything and all we do is hold hands.

Good lord, what have I gotten myself into?

The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida.

I’m afraid it’s not nonsense,” Genghis said, shaking his turbaned head and continuing his story. “As I was saying before the little girl interrupted me, the baby didn’t dash off with the other orphans. She...

Children are our future we must take care of them with maximum effort.

Acheron kissed her lightly on the cheek. “Rest. We’ll be back when he needs you.” He watched herclimb into bed before he took his nephew down to his room.”Well, it appears to be just the...

I’m no more a wonder than anyone. And that’s what makes the world magical. Every baby’s a seed of wonder – that gets watered or it doesn’t.

To finally get that call from the doctor that you’re pregnant and you’re having a baby…. It was just another world.

Derrick, you have to make the air move out of her tummy. You are not assaulting her. You’re saving her from a stomach ache. ~Anne Howard

I have never been sad because my losses are my profits

For that half-hour in the hospital delivery room I was intimate with immensity, for that half-minute before birth I held her hands and for that duration we three were undivided, I felt the blood of...

Ain’t nothing worse to a mama than losing her baby—

In every little boy child is hidden a great man; in every little girl child is hidden as great woman. God hides great things in little things and it takes the Holy Spirit of God...

Read as much as you can to keep the mind as supple as a baby’s bum.

I do urge you to welcome children. Even one child will make a difference in your life that you cannot fathom. I promise you, my girl.

Right from the moment of our birth, we are under the care and kindness of our parents. Later on in life, when we are oppressed by sickness and become old, we are again dependent on...

Like it or not, there are people who are capable to love genuinely and kill brutally. The amazing thing about that, few of those could even sleep well like babies in the night.

I love my baby more than anything. He’s like a Gerber baby. He’s the cutest baby in the whole world.

She has that voraciousness about children. She swoops in on them. Even I, in public was a beloved child. She’d parade me into town, smiling and teasing me, tickling me as she spoke with people...

I watched my friend Eleanor give birth,” she said. “Once you’ve seen a child born, you realize a baby’s not much more than a reconstituted ham and cheese sandwich. Just a little anagram of you...

Babies of around one year old are often active by day and wake frequently at night, for no obvious reason. Then a mother can feel desparate for sleep yet equally desparate to comfort her baby...

Because Christ doesn’t scream to get our attention, we have to find places and times that are quiet. We can look for Him throughout the day in a smile or the sunlight through a cloud....

In the garden of humanity every baby is a fresh new flower.

Being in the womb was like taking a nine-month bath. I wanted to take a shower, but no matter how hard I kicked, or how loud I screamed, my mom wouldn’t listen.