I’ve heard of such a legend!’ I gasped. ‘A child descended from a union between Christ and Mary Magdalene!’ ‘Don’t be so fucking stupid,’ snorted Mons. ‘There’s hundreds of those!

When I was your age — about, ooh, a thousand years ago — I loved a good bedtime story. The Three Little Sontarans. The Emperor Dalek’s New Clothes. Snow White and the Seven Keys to...

Amy: Hey, Paisley, Ever fancied someone you know you shouldn’t?Bracewell: What? Amy: Hurts, doesn’t it? But kind of a good hurt.

Doctor: ‘I am not a hero.”Robin Hood: ‘Well, neither am I, but if we both keep pretending to be, perhaps others will be heroes in our name. Perhaps we will both be stories and may...

I imagine John Watson thinks love’s a mystery to me, but the chemistry is incredibly simple and very destructive. When we first met, you told me that a disguise is always a self portrait, how...