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Jasper Fforde  Quotes
We’re in a psuedoscientific technobabble.

—Jasper Fforde

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FunnyMade-Up
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…although her mouth uttered fond words, her eyes spoke only venom.

—Jasper Fforde

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I was born on a Thursday, hence the name. My brother was born on a Monday and they called him Anton–go figure. My mother was called Wednesday, but was born on a Sunday–I don’t know...

—Jasper Fforde

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If you expect me to believe that a lawyer wrote A Midsummer Night’s Dream, I must be dafter than I look.

—Jasper Fforde

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ComebackHumorShakespeare
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Believe me, you’re going to have to do much worse than this–in the pursuit of freedom, the innocents will suffer–and at your hands.

—Jasper Fforde

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Magic is the fifth fundamental force and is even more mysterious than gravity, which is really saying something.

—Jasper Fforde

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Edward, Edward,” he said with a patronising smile, “there are no unanswered questions of any relevance. Every question that we need to ask has been answered fully. If you can’t find the correct answer then...

—Jasper Fforde

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Literary detection and firearms don’t really go hand in hand; pen mighter than the sword and so forth.

—Jasper Fforde

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The very possibility of death focuses the mind wonderfully.

—Jasper Fforde

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In fact, the room was so quiet you might have heard a drop of paint splash.

—Jasper Fforde

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Miltons were, on the whole, the most enthusiastic poet followers. A flick through the London telephone directory would yield about four thousand John Miltons, two thousand William Blakes, a thousand or so Samuel Colleridges, five...

—Jasper Fforde

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Keep your head down, Edward. Those that see too much quickly find themselves seeing nothing at all.

—Jasper Fforde

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Another one of your quippy japes?

—Jasper Fforde

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Never underestimate the capacity for romance, no matter what the circumstances.

—Jasper Fforde

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Pretty?’ I said, swivelling in the driver’s seat to face him, ‘you want to ask me out because I’m pretty?’ ‘Is there a problem with asking you out because you’re pretty?’ ‘I think you blew...

—Jasper Fforde

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History has rewritten itself so many times I’m not really sure how it was to begin with — it’s a bit like trying to guess the original color of a wall when it’s been repainted...

—Jasper Fforde

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But that was what research and development were like. Full of semi-triumphs and perplexing unforeseen consequences like the whole violent hiccuping thing when conjuring up fire – or the propensity for fillings to fall out...

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Marriage is an honorable estate and should not be used simply as an excuse for legal intercourse.

—Jasper Fforde

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If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher. Overlong, detailed to the point of distraction-and ultimately, without a major resolution.

—Jasper Fforde

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Outside Styx’s apartment was not the first time Rochester and I had met, or would it be the last. We first encountered each other at Haworth House in Yorkshire when my mind was young and...

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I’m beginning to think you’re the sort of person who does a great deal with very little.”He meant a liar.

—Jasper Fforde

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She looked around at the close confines of the NCD offices. They were cramped and untidy. No. They were worse than that. They had gone through cramped and untidy, paused briefly at small and shabby...

—Jasper Fforde

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I’ve managed to bring the backlog down to a mere sixty-eight years,” she announced with some small sense of achievement. “I hope to be able to start marking the papers of pupils who are still...

—Jasper Fforde

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…Negligible Senescence…

—Jasper Fforde

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There’s more to good or bad than what’s written in the Rulebook.

—Jasper Fforde

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The front room of his house was what I called ‘untidy chic’. Prefects weren’t subject to the same Rules on room tidiness, but since no one really enjoyed clutter, a certain style of ordered untidiness...

—Jasper Fforde

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