There seemed to be some correlation between devotion to God and a misguided zeal for marshmallows.

Never spontaneously combust alone, or without a bag of marshmallows nearby.

Hey, man, I hope you brought marshmallows.

I know how to handle a sword, a gun, and a kangaroo pouch stuffed with marshmallows. You should fear me.

A burial should be more than a fire pit, arena seating, and a squirming politician strapped to a pile of wood. There should also be marshmallows.

Women eat ice-cream, men toast marshmallows.

Too bad we don’t have marshmallows. This is an amazing fire.” Howard emerged through the smoke behind Edilio.

Life is a bonfire where everyone else has brought marshmallows, and you—a stick.

My late summer shorts caught fire, and that’s when all the red of autumn began. We fell in love while she roasted marshmallows over my toasty genitals.