My dream is to open for other people,

You in a threesome? You won’t even wear a thong! [Samantha]

Everybody wonders what happens after you die[Carrie] I’m too busy wondering who’s dinging my car in the garage. [Big]

There are no available men in their thirties in New York. Giuliani had them removed along with the homeless. [Miranda]

I think it’s romantic when someone offers me a seat on the subway. [Carrie]

, pretend-news that every commercial TV station does, in a format configured to reflect the amount of actual content i.e. it’ll run 10 minutes, tops.

[Reviews have been somewhat mixed. Publishers Weekly called it] often tedious but hilarious. … far more frightening than funny.

I ‘ ve done the merry-go-round, I ‘ ve been through the revolving doors, I feel like I ‘ ve met someone I can stand still with for a minute. Don ‘ t you want...

I love you but it’s not my job to fix your finances. [Charlotte]

It’s not the beef, Henry. It’s the last 23 years!

Hasty Pudding is no small potatoes (sorry to mix the food references), known for its famous alumni and much-hyped annual awards ceremonies. One year Mel Gibson recited Hamlet and escaped from a straitjacket. Tom Cruise...

The only thing worse than a liar is a bad liar. [Lucy Liu]

Aidan: Don’t take this the wrong way but this place could use a little work.Carrie: I know, but I can’t afford it.Aidan: You’ve got eight thousand bucks’ worth of shoes over there.Carrie: I needed those!

Later that day I got to thinking about relationships. There are those that open you up to something new and exotic, those that are old and familiar, those that bring up lots of questions, those...

I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it.

You wouldn’t commit to a nice guy, given the option? [Carrie] I can’t even commit to a long distance carrier. [Stanford]

It took me a really long time to get here, but I’m here. Carrie, you’re the one. [Mr.Big]

Ray.

I knew I wanted a handbag, but they were so pricey. I love Marc Jacobs.

The only one who should have to pay for a bad relationship is the person in your next relationship. [Miranda]

He and Stanford are in love! [Charlotte] Well, according to ‘Honcho’, he used to be in love all over town. [Anthony]

Sex and the City is the ultimate reality show.

Charlotte: So how are you?Carrie: I’m good. How are you?Charlotte: Great.Carrie: I told Aidan about the affair and he broke up with me.Charlotte: Trey and I never had sex on our honeymoon.Carrie: You win. So....

She can reach me, but I can’t ever get her. [Big]

The Outer Limits: Season One

Having money isn’t the answer but it makes your life a hell of a lot nicer. If you have the choice to have money or not have money, pick having money,

It’s such a tribute to my show. My show is so good. I feel so blessed to play such a strong character,

It was a typical downtown male mix. Ten percent Wall Street, ten percent real estate, and ten percent Samantha had already slept with. [Carrie]

Sean (while ice-skating with Carrie): I’m guessing it’s easier to balance when you’re not smoking.Carrie: Smoking is the only thing that keeps me balanced.

money damages arising from personal injuries.

Charlotte: Is it safe? Are there stairs? What about sharp edges?Carrie: Charlotte, it’s a death trap. We’re just going to strap a pillow around the kid and hope for the best.

When you vote yes or no, … it takes you out of the negotiations, and I don’t ever want to be out of the game.

Who would have thought an island that tiny would be big enough to hold all our old boyfriends?[Miranda]

The subject’s always had an appeal because this a unique character.

Charlotte: Imagine, being blind and not being able to see a beautiful day like today. Can you think of anything worse?Anthony: Stonewashed jeans and a matching jacket.

You call this a relationship? [Maria] Well, it’s tedious and the sex is dwindling, so from what I’ve heard, yes. [Samantha]

I love beautiful clothes and am privileged enough to have access to a lot them … but they also are returned the next day. They are not mine,

Desperate Housewives.

It takes half the amount of time you dated someone to get over them.

You fantasize about a man with a Park Avenue apartment and a nice big stock portfolio…For me, it’s a fireman with a nice big hose. [Samantha]

I’m just sorry about my actions,

Sex and the City.

Junkyard Wars.

I’m looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can’t-live-without-each-other love.

focus on him or her, but to really focus on the thing that’s good about you. … We’re asking women to be honest with themselves.

It’s a slippery slope, Carrie. Without boundaries you never know what might happen. [Miranda]

Women don’t care. We care about nice arms, great eyes, a big dick… I’ve never once heard a woman say: “He had such a big full scrotum.”

a new type of single woman, one quite different from the traditional spinster or single girl in her 20s.

The Brady Bunch: The Complete Fourth Season

You shouldn’t have to sacrifice who you are just because somebody else has a problem with it.