No lady likes to dance or dine, accompanied by a porcupine. Burma Shave.

frank sexual discussions and tell colorful jokes and stories (and even make expressive gestures) as part of the creative process.

Don’t you want to stand still with me?

My dream is to open for other people,

You in a threesome? You won’t even wear a thong! [Samantha]

Everybody wonders what happens after you die[Carrie] I’m too busy wondering who’s dinging my car in the garage. [Big]

There are no available men in their thirties in New York. Giuliani had them removed along with the homeless. [Miranda]

I think it’s romantic when someone offers me a seat on the subway. [Carrie]

, pretend-news that every commercial TV station does, in a format configured to reflect the amount of actual content i.e. it’ll run 10 minutes, tops.

[Reviews have been somewhat mixed. Publishers Weekly called it] often tedious but hilarious. … far more frightening than funny.

I ‘ ve done the merry-go-round, I ‘ ve been through the revolving doors, I feel like I ‘ ve met someone I can stand still with for a minute. Don ‘ t you want...

I love you but it’s not my job to fix your finances. [Charlotte]

It’s not the beef, Henry. It’s the last 23 years!

Hasty Pudding is no small potatoes (sorry to mix the food references), known for its famous alumni and much-hyped annual awards ceremonies. One year Mel Gibson recited Hamlet and escaped from a straitjacket. Tom Cruise...

The only thing worse than a liar is a bad liar. [Lucy Liu]

Aidan: Don’t take this the wrong way but this place could use a little work.Carrie: I know, but I can’t afford it.Aidan: You’ve got eight thousand bucks’ worth of shoes over there.Carrie: I needed those!

Later that day I got to thinking about relationships. There are those that open you up to something new and exotic, those that are old and familiar, those that bring up lots of questions, those...

I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it.

You wouldn’t commit to a nice guy, given the option? [Carrie] I can’t even commit to a long distance carrier. [Stanford]

It took me a really long time to get here, but I’m here. Carrie, you’re the one. [Mr.Big]

Ray.

I knew I wanted a handbag, but they were so pricey. I love Marc Jacobs.

The only one who should have to pay for a bad relationship is the person in your next relationship. [Miranda]

He and Stanford are in love! [Charlotte] Well, according to ‘Honcho’, he used to be in love all over town. [Anthony]

Sex and the City is the ultimate reality show.