Nobody can tell you how to be a good wife or husband.

The marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she is a householder.

Feminists who say that I switched sides because I am an opportunist should know that exactly the opposite is true. It’s cost me a lot of money. I’ve gone from being well-to-do to being $70,000...

With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we’ll never see each other!

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you’ll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.

I tried to get people at ‘South Park’ into ‘Downton Abbey,’ and it didn’t work. I think they were like, ‘Downton Abbey?’ What?’ And I kinda made a big plea in the writer’s room, like,...

I don’t want to be a great chief executive without being a great mum and a great wife.

I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too – for being married so many times.

Oh, my father, such a difficult man.His world turned on his axis.From “The Father Tamer” in BREATHE IN

Your wife is your life. Don’t let strife thrive in your union.

No matter what you do each day…or in life…doing things God’s way is a matter of the heart.

She expressed an opinion that the happiness of a woman in Paradise is beneath the soles of her husband’s feet,’ he enlightened humorously, seemingly not at all averse to her obvious desire to be comforted.

The owner of the Agut d’Avignon had the air of a 1920s dandy who had ruined himself with one mad night of gambling at baccarat and had only been saved by this restaurant, which he...

Why, could the good man not impose his will, control his wife? asked Mrs. Carew, who always made much of masculine authority in her talk with friends but ruled the roost at home.

I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money – this is...

It takes as much discipline to be a mother and a wife as it does to do anything else.

My wife loves cars, but the difference is she doesn’t have 20 years of understanding the background of them. She basically drives them and uses her gut feelings as to which is best.

They came to her, naturally, since she was a woman, all day long with this and that; one wanting this, another that; the children were growing up; she often felt she was nothing but a...

Doing evil to another person doesn’t prove your love and loyalty to another person; it proves your significant other wants you to walk away from the light because they are lonely living in the dark.