I always leave the toilet seat up. It’s just easier to wash my hair that way.

You wouldn’t have to wash,” said Brian, whose parents forced him to wash a great deal more than he thought could possibly be healthy. Not that it did any good. There was something basically ground...

Trying to educate the dumb with a dumb teacher is nothing but washing the dirty clothes in a dirty water!

During intellectual droughts one shower of good ideas can cause a flash-flood to wash away the roads your habits travel.

All we can hope for is that he will fall into the ocean with a bar of soap in his pocket.