Who would vandalize a doghouse? I ask.”Cats?” Bee suggests.

The noble old synagogue had been profaned and turned into a stable by the Nazis, and left open to the elements by the Communists, at least after they had briefly employed it as a ‘furniture...

Sorry I painted the word ‘twat’ on your garage door.

A brick makes an excellent window cleaner, if you throw it hard enough. Before you know it, your window will look so clean you’d think it had been replaced with a new one.

I had eggs for breakfast. I ate them off the hood of a politician’s car, after I threw them there.