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A blanket could be used to fill in the blank.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to revive the spiritual movement in America. But are we as a people willing to accept the unacceptable into our lives? Sadly, I’m afraid I’m crying at the answer, which...

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a dream stimulator. Just tap it gently against your forehead. And if the mechanism gets stuck, just slam it down on your skull to jar everything loose.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used in place of a diamond on a wedding ring. Your wife’s probably going to divorce you and take the house anyway, so you might as well give her the first...

—Jarod Kintz

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I’m surprised there isn’t a jet airplane designed in the shape of a brick. Some people (aeronautical engineers) might say that’s because bricks aren’t aerodynamic. Yeah, right. I’d like to see someone make that claim...

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to show people the benefits of sleeping with a parachute—especially if you’ve got a flying bed like I do.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to monitor earthquakes. If the brick crumbles apart, you can bet an earthquake occurred.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to offset things likely to set you off. When you start to get hot, just wrap yourself in a warm blanket until you’re comforted and you cool down.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to start a civil war. And then that same brick could be used to start building the country up again after everything is destroyed.

—Jarod Kintz

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Expectations hinder you from being prepared for the unexpected

—Pen

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A blanket could be used to spot the blind. I’d spot Helen Keller nine points in a ten-point basketball game.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used for anti-population-control purposes. Get naked and get under the blanket and I’ll show you how it works.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to tell you exactly what I mean, at precisely the moment I don’t mean it. When I say go, Don’t!

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to illustrate your innocence. I can help you with that, because I brought a crayon.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used as a tarp to cover an outdoor swimming pool the size of a bed. As far as training goes, swimming is such a snooze of a sport that I think...

—Jarod Kintz

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I took a nap and used a napkin as a blanket. Obviously it was a small nap.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to smother a fire—but not the fire that burns in my heart for you. Or perhaps that’s merely heartburn, and you’re just as common as a brick.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brown blanket could be used in place of chocolate frosting on a cake, and since nobody will want to eat it, you’ll be left with more cake for yourself.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to suffocate our secret desires. And what do I secretly desire? I desire suffocation, and that is why I must suffocate my desire.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a Blushometer. To find out how embarrassed you are, just measure you blushing cheeks against the rouge of a brick.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to represent society as a whole. But to represent society as a half, I’d recommend using either a full carton of half and half, or a half-full carton of whole...

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used in conjunction with another brick to be the Democrat and Republican Presidential candidates. People will say, Vote for the brick on the left, or, The brick on the right is...

—Jarod Kintz

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If you come by my place, you might see a wheelbarrow full of broken bricks. I broke them with my fist. I was practicing for your face.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick is to a blanket, as the moon is to Sun Tzu. Fear my fearlessness!

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to wrap up all the love I have to offer you, so it’ll be easier for you to carry it across the desert. You’d better get walking, because me and...

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to keep you three inches away from death.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to stop the bleeding. But dammit you’re going to have to hurry, before I bleed out all over the carpet.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to help my career. Things have gone cold in this economic depression, so anything to help warm things up would be most welcomed.

—Jarod Kintz

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Sometimes enlightenment descends upon you when you least expect it…

—Dean Koontz

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Death is like that, it blinks, we blink; not always able to see the Stop signs, hiding behind trees in the corner of the roads.

—Anthony Liccione

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A blanket could be used to quell the rebellion. Wait until all the men are asleep before you kill them, rape them, and declare victory. Actually, it would be better to rape the men before...

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A blanket could help me tell you I love you. Well, it could if I did, but I don’t, so I’ll just use the blanket to go to sleep on our relationship.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to make yourself taller. It’s like self-esteem, only easier to use in the construction of a house.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to separate the Jorges from the hoorays.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used as a spy, because if you need to blend in and go under cover, what’s better than a banket?

—Jarod Kintz

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I don’t need a blanket. I need your naked body on top of me.

—Jarod Kintz

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All creative people want to do the unexpected.

—Hedy Lamarr

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A brick could be utilized to teach the danger of procrastination. Ignoring the brick and pretending everything will work itself out is not going to transform it into a wall.

—Jarod Kintz

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Bricks could be used to fill Fort Knox. I know, I know. You’re probably thinking, if we fill Fort Knox with bricks, where will we keep all the gold that’s kept there? I still need...

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A brick could be used to let that special someone in your life know how much you love them. Instead of tossing out a careless I love you, try tossing a brick at them instead.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a stand in for a liar’s face. Go on, punch that liar in his face.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a key to unlock a door disguised as a brick wall. The security in the lock lies not with a one-of-a-kind key, but with a key that looks like...

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Blankets could be used to stop exponential population growth. If we kept the people warm, maybe they wouldn’t try to heat themselves up through continual fornication.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be wrapped in plastic and sold individually to toddlers as toys. (Warning: Bricks can be harmful if swallowed. If ingested, please contact a physician first, and then the manager of a circus.)

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick, in the hands of a Mason, could be used to cover up and hide a secret handshake.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to keep yourself warm, and a blanket could be used in the construction of a house. But just like wearing your boxers on the outside of your pants, if you...

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A brick could be used to show you how much I love you. Well, maybe not a whole brick, but certainly a half a brick would be an accurate measure for the amount of love...

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A blanket could be used to distribute ice cream to dyslexics. Blankets are cold and ice cream needs to be kept warm, right?

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There is nothing that compares to an unexpected round of applause.

—Lynn Abbey

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