I was honored at the awards ceremony. I didn’t get any recognition, but I was honored to be there. (Tickets were cheaper than I imagined!)

I’ll sit on a soda and drink a sofa. It’s just healthier. You should see how I make love. Show starts at 8:00. Tickets are ten bucks at the window.

Tickets are 40 bucks at the window, and 190 bucks if you actually go through the window to get them.

Back when I was a competitive swimmer, I used to dream of going to the Olympics. But then I changed my mind, once I found out how expensive the tickets are.

I’m in the movie business. I tear ticket stubs.

I’ve spent more on my Dodger tickets that I did on my car.

People are not really that forgiving when they pay for tickets to come see you and you don’t show up.

If you can’t get an acting job, then go backstage. Or take tickets.

Unless I’m dead, I’ll definitely be at your funeral. Just be sure to return the favor and show up at mine. Your death will be the death of me, and that is why you should...