If you want to be a genius, it’s easy: All you gotta say is, ‘Everything stinks.’ Then, you’re never wrong.

If something bad smells in the basement, it will eventually make its way to the attic.

To the potluck I brought something I randomly found in my fridge. It was the source of the stink.

It smells terrible in here.’Well, what do you expect? The human body, when confined, produces certain odors which we tend to forget in this age of deodorants and other perversions. Actually, I find the atmosphere...

I wanted to go in and tell them that, but George thought it would just be stirring up some trouble, you know, stirring up the cow pile. A cow pile may looked dried up, but...

One thing about a skunk – once you recognize the markings, you know things are gonna stink.