I speak Spanish like I chew spinach—like it’s dried bubble gum stuck underneath a park bench.

One man’s poison ivy is another man’s spinach.

Never eat spinach just before going on the air.

Sexually active? Sexually active? Patrick and I hadn’t even learned the fine points of kissing yet!I marched on down. ‘For your information,’ I said from the doorway, as both Dad and Lester jerked to attention,...