I hardly broke any laws at all. I should drive more often.




(No Ratings Yet)Yeah, he only loves you for your mind,” Shane said…




(No Ratings Yet)See, I knew I could count on you for quality mayhem, my man.




(No Ratings Yet)I’m not obliged to defend your dignity. Provided you have any.




(No Ratings Yet)I’m not like you. I’ll never be like you. Best of all, I don’t have to be.




(No Ratings Yet)I’m still alive. And I’m still fabulous.




(No Ratings Yet)Okay, no, I’m not, but right now let’s pretend I am.




(No Ratings Yet)Next time we commit crime, we’ll make sure to include him.




(No Ratings Yet)Let’s say she’s a friend of the family.




(No Ratings Yet)Jeez, Claire. If I didn’t love you, you’d scare me.




(No Ratings Yet)I hate traveling with amateurs.




(No Ratings Yet)Wake me for the massacre, okay? Don’t want to miss it.




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