Periods are a period when nature forces prostitutes to go on leave.

It’s very important to go through periods where you sound just rotten and you know it, and you have to persevere or give up.

Trust her; we girls are two sheets short of psycho when it comes to our special little time.

I like to juggle with one ball at a time. Then I put the ball down and do nothing for extended periods of time.

I mean if there was any justice in the world you wouldn’t even have to go to school during your period. You’d just stay home for five days and eat chocolate and cry.

I’m inspired by history, different periods.

Is it time for your period, or something?” With unerring instinct, he’d found a great big red button, and pushed it. Wyatt fights to win, which means he fights dirty. I understand the concept because...

Faulkner had an egg carton filled with periods and throughout his writing career, used nearly all of them.

I have had periods when I’ve overused a word, ‘candent’ being one example, but I’m trying not to do that any more.

Starving whilst schooled is like a man’s finding out that his wife is on her periods … a few seconds after he took Viagra.