I had a date last night with my boyfriend on batteries. What does a girl have to do to get laid by a real penis?

You don’t understand; this girl’s different. She’s beautiful, kind, giving, sweet, strong, stubborn, and quite a smart ass.”Connor Black’s thoughts on Ellery Lane

Ellery is a beautiful name, and she’s a beautiful woman,” I replied as I stared out the window.Connor Black’s thoughts on Ellery Lane.

I can’t get her out of my mind. She’s all I keep thinking about both day and night. I haven’t beenable to concentrate on anything else. I’ve cancelled all my dates because I only want...

Trust her; we girls are two sheets short of psycho when it comes to our special little time.