the ratio of a circle’s circumference to its diameter.” Thanks, Wikipedia!

In the year 2025, the best men don’t run for president, they run for their lives. . . .

you realize how good your network is when you try and use it for something

I just bought a rotary phone, a Rolodex, and a polyester suit. Oh yes, I’m now ready to start networking.

It’s proper Netiquette to view in-App webpages in a mobile browser for better security.

When at a networking event, there’s usually a guy alone in the corner talking to himself. That guy is me. Stop by and say hi. My nametag will say Bob, because even if you’re dyslexic...

People don’t buy products—they buy people. It’s called slavery. I mean networking. It’s called networking.

Now I existed solely thanks to the quantum paradox, my brain a collection of qubits in quantum superposition, encoding truths and memories, imagination and irrationality in opposing, contradictory states that existed and didn’t exist, all...