I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job because he will find an easy way to do it.

Gods must be crazyFlowers must be daisyClouds must be hazyWinds must be lazyWhat else it could be…My heart must be in love lately…

I have two masters: laziness and ambition. Laziness is muscular, and ambition is brainy. When the two masters fight it out, guess who wins? That’s right, the slaves do.

Perhaps there are none more lazy, or more truly ignorant, than your everlasting readers.

I’m on a government watch list. But I’m not interested, because government watches only work twenty minutes out of every hour.

I like to bunch words together to form new words, like “off” and “ice” to form “office.” But I have no idea what an office is, because I avoid work like the plague. Is office...

A single day spent doing things which fail to nourish the soul is a day stolen, mutilated, and discarded in the gutter of destiny.

My parents were supportive. I didn’t have good grades, but they could tell I wasn’t lazy.

True blessing comes in the dress of sweats, never delaying to wave bye to the excuses and procrastination. True blessing lies in hard work!

It indicated to me,’ Jane replied with brutal candour, ‘that you’re some sort of good-looking, lazy layabout who drifts around the world sponging off people and he’d rather not let you get your hands on...

I’m a lazy sod.