You’ve known him how long?” Malcolm asked. “Since he was a small boy. I firs noticed him when he slipped into Master Chubb’s kitchen to steal some pies.” “So, what did you have to say...

Dad, is she serious?”John shrugged. “I argue with your Mama, I sleep on the couch and she doesn’t feed me. So i dont argue with your mama.

Laughter isn’t a sign of insanity but a shield against it.

What is it with slobbery kissers? Are they trying to drown us in spit? I mean, Jesus, swallow every now and then.

Panty Melter: an exceedingly rare species of man blessed with so many desirable attributes he effortlessly gains access into a girl’s panties.

So I hear we get to go to town this weekend. Want to catch a movie or something?–ZP.S. That is, if Jimmy doesn’t mind.Translation: This weekend might be a good chance for us to see...

June laughs. “I have to say, you look better than most people I see. I’ve heard a lot about you.””I hear about you a lot too,” Eden replies in a rush, “mostly from Daniel. He...