Winter is nature’s way of saying, “Up yours.

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.

People can argue back and forth whether climate is going to change, but they can’t argue that (acidity) is going to change, because we can predict that with certainty and we can see it’s happening....

Stop crime at its source! Support Planned Parenthood.

Partying is such sweet sorrow.

Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.

Until you walk a mile in another man’s moccasins you can’t imagine the smell.

Winter is nature’s way of saying, “”Up yours.””

Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.

Anyone who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked geography

One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.

Getting caught is the mother of invention.

No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one.

Properties that are undervalued get pushed up to value or above because there will be more than one person interested. Once buyers get drawn into a negotiation, they get focused on winning the house and...

Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.

In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.

To err is human, To purr feline.

To err is human, to purr is feline.

There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on

Winter is nature’s way of saying, “Up yours.”

A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life.

Prejudices save time.

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who already left.

Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked geography.

Byrne’s Law: In any electrical circuit, appliances and wiring will burn out to protect fuses.