The optimum committee has no members.

Cliff Stearns talks about what he did to Planned Parenthood, making Solyndra a household name – why didn’t he do this sooner? Why didn’t he see it coming? It’s the oversight committee, not the hindsight...

Can anything be more Un-American than the Un-American committee?

A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.

If the word “committee” were an acronym, the two “T”s would stand for time travel. How else can a group waste so much time unless they feel they can always go back and retrieve it?

Twitter! It’s like being stalked by committee!

Two heads are better than one because the more people that get involved, the easier it is to reach an agreement. This is why committees are so efficient.

It takes a lot of commitment to sit on a committee. Only the most courageous could boldly command all that power, yet remain detached from any personal blame.