My love for her is deep, like the ocean, only not so salty. My love for her probably only has as much salt as a bag of potato chips, though it’s much, much more addicting...

Feed me, you moron.

His loyalty has the consistency of a booger—sticky for a while, but easily flicked off. I’d probably love Prague in the spring.

Living is art.Breathing and heart beating is music.Seeing is painting the world with our eyes.Touching is sculpting the shape of everything.Life is the most intense art of all.

Solitude is the soil in which genius is planted, creativity grows, and legends bloom; faith in oneself is the rain that cultivates a hero to endure the storm, and bare the genesis of a new...

The human eye is restricted to see the useen, because there’s a price to be paid to the rulers of this image and if this image is seen by you, you’ll dare not divulge it...

Hate yearned to destroy and sought to forget, but love could not. Love strove creatively towards days that had yet to come.

Stop waiting for creative inspiration. Start creating and inspire yourself along the way.

I write in freehand equivalents because measuring, to me, takes away from the creative process of cooking. Two turns of the pan with EVOO is about two tablespoons.

Any system that sees aesthetics as irrelevant, that separates the artist from his product, that fragments the work of the individual, or creates by committee, or makes mincemeat of the creative process will, in the...

Creativity is admired only if it solves the problem.

Simple formula for the actor: prove you’re creative enough to get the job, sane enough to keep the job, and hungry enough to give up everything else to keep them happy.

People want to be thought of as something other than a source of money. They want to be thought of as creative, thinking people.

What has always been at the heart of film making was the value of a script. It was really the writer who could make or break a film. But as we all know, the writer...

They say I’m insane because I need to have so much creative control. They say I’m unmanageable, but I’m not. I just know what I like. I’m obsessed with it. If you can’t control it,...

In all fields of creativity you see the result of work that has become habit. Where the creative impulse has become flaccid or has died out altogether, and yet because it is our work and...

I wore a hat, to compensate for the fact that my pants were unzipped. When we made love, she asked if I brought a condom, so I showed her my tube socks. I brought two,...

For the sake of my loved ones, I don’t drink sake.

We made love sweet and gentle, like strawberry jelly. Peanut butter makes me horny.

His haircut looked like a spinning Frisbee on his forehead, and that’s why I fell in love. Because his girlfriend got tired of stray dogs trying to catch his face, and she liked that I...

The Eiffel Tower doesn’t look like a penis. My penis looks like the Eiffel Tower. What’s not to love about a Love Stick shaped like the symbol of the City of Love?

Essential acts to master for self realisation;Master the act of learning.Master the act of writing.Master the act of reading.

It is the creative potential itself in human beings that is the image of God.

The creative process is a process of surrender, not control.

there are NO rules, merely suggestions

My best ideas come in the shower, where I’m showered with water, but also ideas.

The best creates, the rest follows

I like acting when I can pick my own roles, and I do. It’s fun. I like being creative, and it’s a creative process.

Before you get bored of yourself try creativity in your life.

Most people assume I write at night because of the kind of books I write, but I can shut out the light with my mind.

I think a lot of psychopaths are just geniuses who drove so fast that they lost control.

Don’t STOP until you reach the TOP. When you reach the TOP don’t STOP keep moving UP

Broccoli, it’s what’s for breakfast. This morning let us make love like we’re both still asleep. I’ll hit the snooze if you find the lube.

The Sweater Song.” Cats find that song very cleansing.

My nose, it’s like a doorstop for fists. Violence is just my fellow man’s way of showing love to me.

The ice cube melted slowly like a candle, and I thought about my love for her and how it was like an ice cube candle and that I’ve always wanted to drink fire and make...

There’s a marked difference between Mark Ed and Ed Mark. Same as the difference between making love and loving make—and I do both, for a very reasonable price.

I sorted my sordid sort ofs from my maybes. Then I made love like never before. Seriously, I’d never made love before, and I have to say, it didn’t cost me as much money as...

Involvement in the arts engages kids in their community, improves self-esteem, reclaims at-risk youth, and builds the creative skills that are required of a 21st century workforce.

I get lost in my right brain, especially in creative things.

A creative thought at first sight seems ridiculous and unimportant, an increase in those who cherish it reassures that hiding your creativity hides you for the rest of your life.

A hundred years ago, when Richard Strauss, who has already been quoted and already been heard today, and other creative people, laid the foundation stone for the joint assertion of their rights and interests, they...

You can’t let fear and indecision sink your creativity—they do not easily release their hold.

The creative road is a tough one to follow. There are many bumps and detours we hit before arriving at the end of our journey

And, we put a lot more value, or at least I personally put a lot more value, on the creative values and creative challenges of something than the commercial necessities.

The authentic human has the might of compassion and the creative power to do any manner of good.

There are times when creation can be achieved only through destruction. The urge to destroy is then a creative urge.

I picture the vast realm of the sciences as an immense landscape scattered with patches of dark and light. The goal towards which we must work is either to extend the boundaries of the patches...

We like to take credit when we get a new idea, as if we originated the idea in our brain, but what we actually did was no less extraordinary: we channeled the idea.

I wear the universe backwards. I imagine putting stars in my coffee, and sugar in the sky. I imagine going fishing in clouds, and watching the sun hide behind lakes. I’m too busy dancing with...