You still have moves I haven’t seen? Impressive.

Let me put it this way. You, my beautiful girl, have the power to really hurt me, with how I feel about you. Far more than anyone else ever has or ever could. I don’t...

Souris says you wanted to see me, so here I am. Talk quick before I decide to beat the shit out of you and throw your bloody carcass back across the International Date Line.

Oh, yeah, that goatee is really unattractive. That definitely belongs on a much fatter man.

I hear they’re all infected with chlamydia, which just goes to show that you really can’t tell who’s got the clam. I mean, look at a picture of a koala…tell me you’re not shocked.

I believe it went like this—and stop me if I’m wrong, Mousey: ‘Listen, we may not be our own continent and everything, but we have a big country over in America too.

I’ve never been jealous of another teammate. Sure, some guys are faster than I am, stronger than I am, but none of them have ever tried to steal the girl I love away from me.

One kiss after you come back and see she’s all right.

I once heard this statement that women marry men hoping to change them, while men marry women hoping they’ll never change.

It’s called true love. Most people never find it.

Anything she might have said died in her throat at the sight of him. His black hair was disheveled, his morning stubble hypnotic, and the rakish way his shirt was undone at the throat and...

Whoa!” She looked so cute, but vulnerable, too. He closed the arm around her shoulder, squeezing her sideways to his chest. Embarrassed, she smiled as she elbowed his rib. Then she dropped her arms and...

I turn my head so that he doesn’t see my smile and secretly curse him for making me feel special.

Mags, I don’t know how many more times I will have to say this, but here it goes. You’re amazing, you deserve the best, and I want nothing more than to be whatever you need...

Baby, I held back today to let you get over all you’ve been through. But don’t let that mislead you. You wouldn’t be here if I planned on protecting you from me.

I want you to say it, so I know you’ll never forget. I want to hear you say my name.

Boys have penises.” At that moment, Michael was very aware that he, himself, was a boy.

Her arms slid around my back and I heard the softest moan in my ear as she snuggled into my chest. Her mouth pressed to my neck, not kissing, just…there. On me.Dammity-damn-damn-damn.

I would praise the Lord above for a ticket to that ride.

Aye, I won’t be asking you to make me Roger jolly, if that’s what has you worrying.

Hi Maggie, it’s nice to see you again,’ he said, smiling so sweetly I thought I might need insulin.

Sometimes the clouds weren’t weightless. Sometimes their bellies got dark and full. It was life. It happened. It didn’t mean it wasn’t scary, or that I wasn’t still afraid, but now I knew that as...

Therapy can’t erase scars, it only makes it easier to live with them. — Duke

B.O.B. and I have a longtime understanding – when we’re done with each other, we know exactly which one of us has been used, and it isn’t me. Good night Gideon.

Tell me you like it, Olivia. Say the words. Tell me I’m the only one who can set your body on fire like this.

Do you ever go out there when it’s like this?” she said softly. “When it’s almost dark and there’s no one else in the water?””I do. It’s nice being alone out there.””It doesn’t make you...

I’m sorry, Melissa, but can you blame me for worrying? In less than an hour I found out you’re being stalked by a killer, sleeping with a stranger, and hiding with him in an empty...

I’m either with you forever, or I’m not. I’m not into games or fucking around. I’ve had enough experience to know what to hold onto when I get it.

Are you ready to go to the bedroom?””I thought you’d never ask.” He winked.

She missed having someone at her back, knowing that it didn’t all fall on her, every hour, every day, every month, every task.But it was the everyday intimacy that left a gaping hole. The teasing...

And I’m happy to show you the rear view of my budgie smugglers—oh wait—you already saw it when you were checking out my ass.

I have been happier in the past week than I ever imagined possible and it doesn’t have a damn thing to do with the money. You’re the real prize. The lottery was just a bonus.

I’m going to kill you, you know.

You need serious help.

When you adapt to someone, they become a part of your routine, a part of you. And when they’re taken away, you feel a bit lost. No matter how much you think it won’t affect...

We’re late. For a VERY important date

Did you forget a dentist appointment or something, big guy? Where the hell did you hop off to?

So ‘fatal’ only kills you two out of three times these days? That’s good to know.

Don’t take this the wrong way, but Australians have a LOT of bitches on their cashola.

Don’t make me Alice-nap you, Alice. Because you know I can carry you.

My heart starts to pound as he gets closer and closer to the stands, never taking his eyes off me.

I think it’s time you got a summer love of your own until lover boy sees he need to ditch Gina.

Mom laughed. “Well that’s why, when it’s real, you do whatever you have to do to work it out. Screw stability. Forget common sense. Make a move.

The only one I want, the only one I’ll ever want, is you.

That would be the one.”Well, no one could fault the dog’s taste, Gid thought. Thatstingy bit of lace had always looked plenty appetizing to him, too.He forced his mind back to the matter at hand.

It’s always been you; it’ll always be you Angel.

Do you miss me?” Justine asked.”No,” he said, “I spend all day not allowing myself to miss you. I don’t let myself think about marshmallow-flavored kisses, or how soft the spaces between your toes are,...

You want a wild ride, J.J.? I’ll give it to you, hard and slow until you scream my name.

She grabbed her clutch bag and circled her arms around his neck. “Caulder McCutchen, I’m really not sure what you are.”He lifted his head and looked down at her, squinted. “I’m a man. Enough said?”Velia...

What do I look like? A blonde rolodex for boys who’ve lost an archery match with cupid?