Have you thrown ‘Why is a raven like a writing desk?’ at her yet?

You’re in the country of the kangaroo and the duck-billed platypus, and you’re asking ‘why is it a mushroom? Because it just IS.

Suddenly, the giant, three-headed dog that guards the entrance to the Underworld appears next to her—sans two of its heads—and sits down. As a child, we had a neighbor with a Great Dane, and I...

So you’re saying your kissing me back was just a pity thing? Because it sure didn’t feel that way to me.

you’re going to end up in this tub with me.

You’re my friend who happens to be pretty and female. You do realize being your friend doesn’t mean I don’t have a penis?

I can go all. Night. Long.

This is Bourbon Street, isn’t it? Where’s the freakin’ bourbon?

I believe in making my potential models comfortable,’ he explained when she shot a surprised look at him. ‘I’m considerate, unlike some artists who bend their sitters into difficult positions and expect them to stay...

My body lotion has a little bit of glitter in it,” she said with a trace of diffidence.She seemed apologetic. For what, he had no idea.

She glared at me. I didn’t care. One word was playing a loop in my heaad: mine.

You aren’t getting my cock until you come again. I want you to come so hard my whole hand is wet with it.

—Hecho —Invadió mi boca con un dulce beso—. Eres el centro de mi mundo, preciosa. Cada minuto de cada día. Incluso cuando no estoy contigo. —Acarició mis labios con los suyos—. Haces que sea muy...

When you love someone, you’re willing to give up damn near anything for them to be happy.

Why do you even want to be involved with me?” she asked. “I’m a complete mess. I don’t have my head on straight. I’m a master at fucking up everything that’s good in my life.””But...

Are you one of those fifty-shades-of-bondage people? I haven’t been into that in the past, but I might be willing to try with you. Although I would want to be the one to do the...

I’ve already seen what you’ve got,” Liz said, completely out of patience. “Now gimme my wine.””It’s not that. I want to show you something at my place.”Do I have Idiot stamped on my forehead? They...

She was an idiot. An adorable, gorgeous, feisty, funny, sweet, sexy idiot.

We don’t always get what we want. And sometimes, when we do, it’s not worth the price.

The smoke burns slightly down my throat and to my lungs. I focus on this, and empty my head, empty the images of Skye’s beautiful face all bruised up. In the end, I can’t even...

Because I want to fuck you, Eva. I need to know what’s standing in my way, if anything.

She consumes me with her eyes, her fiery touch, and the ways in which she loves me.

Charlie had kissed a lot of guys. And Connor’s kiss had been the best ever. Ever, ever, ever.

I don’t bite, Lucy.”She wanted him to. She wanted him to bite and suck and nibble and have his wicked way with her. She had a feeling he did things to a girl that made...

Staring into his eyes, she noticed a thin circle of gray around the green. A SILVER LINING, she thought.

He promised to stop doing that.

It’s about showing someone you care for them, wanting them to care for you, doing things they like because you want them to be happy. Because their happiness makes you happy. That’s love, Dane. That’s...

What are you wearing?” “Coveralls. Shit-kickers. Long, latex gloves.” He blinked. “can’t wait to see you take them off.

I’m really enjoying my solitude after feeling trapped by my family, friends and boyfriend. Just then I feel like making a resolution. A new year began six months ago but I feel like the time...

He wanted desperately to stay, just a little while longer. But he couldn’t be here, in this place, with her. It was calm here. She was innocent and beautiful and perfect. He was not. He...

Kay was only half skinny-dipping, but she fervently wished she’d worn something a bit more substantial than a baseball cap and the bottom half of the quintessential teeny-weenie yellow polka-dot bikini.

Alarm clocks, I felt, were nothing more than a plague rained down by an evil force, possibly even Lucifer himself.

Take my hand Lena.” He offered and she knew he meant it in a way that went far beyond offering to help her stand.

I slump in my chair, thinking how a narcotic party of one is no party at all.

Oh, Alice, you haven’t even had a taste of my romantic streak yet. And when the time’s right I don’t think I’ll have to ‘try’ to have my way with you. I just WILL.

Speaking of your eyeballs, dear brother,I overheard some girls talking about you in the restroom at the tournament hotel. Apparently rumor now has it that you won’t allow anyone to see your eyes—ever. In fact,...

I have a totally unhealthy and unrealistic fear of being eaten by a great white shark. This is because I belong to a very specific demographic called American Child Whose Parents Made the Ill-Advised Decision...

His eyes meet mine, and for a moment everything seems like it’ll be okay. More than okay, actually.

So completely stunned by the force of that smile, Sam found himself helpless to do anything but watch as she quickly closed the gap between them. Her hands reached up to grasp his chin, and...

Cinderella was the first fairy tale I remember – the one I was most obsessed with because of the gowns and magic and pretty shoes. Yes, her home life was less than ideal – and...

…her gaze settling on Bush International Airport. What is it with politicians anyway, always rushing to put their name on everything? She couldn’t think of a single politician who deserved his name on a sewage...

He smiles. It’s a blinding, white-toothed smile. A push-me-over-the-edge-of-the-love-cliff smile. And before I can say a word in protest, he’s got my hand and is dragging me through the carnival.Note to self: Do not stare directly at his...

Please spend the night with me.

You won’t believe what I’m capable of, Phoenix.

I don’t know what the future holds. I only know that I want to be with you. You and me. Everything else is negotiable.

They say the eyes are the windows to our soul; glass gateways that do little to conceal our true self. Yet, for me, they’re also the narrators of our heart and give insight to our...

Never heard you talk about a man this way. Usually you rattle off their attributes like you’re fixing to fricassee the poor sons of bitches. God help the poor bastard you ever fall in love...

Late twenties, single, female. Do the math.Flirty flings were fabulous until you hit the big three-O, all downhillfrom there. Biological clocks started ticking like time bombs waiting todetonate, gravity exerted more force on your life...

Think of it this way,” he rubbed a fist under his square jaw, “If we hadn’t been on the same flight or at the same hotel, you would’ve had no one to spill your drinks...

Scarlett Garcia fell at the feet of no gloriously delicious man!