I’m a man of leisure. That’s because I have an English degree and can’t get a job.

Like my grandpa, who dropped out of school to farm, I have a 4th grade education. Of course, I have a college degree, too. Both require the same reading level.

Foreign nations have begun to include information warfare in their war college curricula with respect to both defensive and offensive applications.

Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you.

It was a time before Facebook and Instagram and texting. I imagine it must be easier now, for college students. Home must not feel so far away anymore. But how do you cut the apron...

A guy with Michael’s talent, it’s only a matter of time. We’re going to show them what good college golfers are like this week.

Summerville beat Mariposa, which has lost just three games and went to the finals of the Columbia College tournament and beat Downey and Sierra. And Calaveras, with their style of play, can make teams anxious...

At Reed College, I learned very quickly that I didn’t know nearly enough. I learned, first, that every student there was as smart as I was, and quite a few seemed smarter.

If you’re smart enough to go to college, you should be smart and creative enough to pay for it.

I would say 75 percent of my girls go on to college. And I would say 90 percent of that group goes on to play rugby in college.

Forever. My brother is not a bad person. The best thing for Marc now is leaving college, getting away from a bunch of people he was around every day. Now he’ll have a chance to...

Trinity College Dublin needed a high performance, scalable, yet affordable solution to accelerate important research and scientific discoveries. We are very pleased that the college selected Voltaire and IBM to meet these requirements.

Americans believe if you go to college, you have something to fall back on, which makes sense. I don’t have any degrees. If I hadn’t become a golfer, I have no idea what I would...

If you were ready to sleep with me we wouldn’t be in this bar, but in my room not wasting any more time.

College towns [are] all the same in that way; same burger, different wrapper.

You can go to college when you are 30 or 40.

That is the Proctor. He is our Cerberus; he has to keep all undergraduates in good order.” “What a task! He ought to have three heads.

Ethan takes a lot of pride in his passing and ball handling. He’s got a lot of college potential because he’s so multi-dimensional. And he understands this is a team game.

I graduated high school and I didn’t have a skill set and I didn’t want to go to college. I needed a job.

Usually when you ask somebody in college why they are there, they’ll tell you it’s to get an education. The truth of it is, they are there to get the degree so that they can...

At 19 or 20 in Junior College I had a friend who was strumming a guitar and getting into folk, and I wanted to do that too.

I enjoyed mathematics from a very young age. At the beginning of college, I had this illusion, which was kind of silly in retrospect, that if I just understood math and physics and philosophy, I...

I don’t see kids with Palm Pilots. They are not common on college campuses, except among professors. Gen Xers don’t need them. They are a phenomenon of the 50-something who can’t remember if his broker’s...

The university awarded me my degree, but can something that’s basically worthless be properly called an award?

When you think of intelligence, don’t think of a college professor; think of human beings as opposed to chimpanzees. If you don’t have human intelligence, you’re not even in the game.

He doesn’t want to step out of the present, this present. Because once he does, there will be college applications and college acceptances (just one will do) and the last of everything (last class, last...

He loves the college life. If he wasn’t an athlete and had an opportunity to play professionally, he would be one of those guys who would stay in college and try to get four or...

My books, my paradise!

I am part of a vast generation of people who perpetually live as if they just graduated from college.

The next day I went and enrolled at Manchester Community College.

I always had ambition. I always knew I was going to go to college. I could party and do that stuff, but I always got straight A’s and a 4.0 and all that.

Chelsea has already got many offers for college. She could possibly be playing at the Division I level, as well. She ranks right up there with the best of the boys in the districts. …...

The college diploma has no more power to hold the knowledge you have gained in college than a piece of tissue paper over a gas jet can hold the gas in the pipe.

I think we have new life now. The kids are really excited. We get to play on a college court in a state tournament, and when you’re 10-13 that’s a big deal. But forget about...

Ah, group projects. Some people love ’em, some people hate ’em – okay, most people hate ’em. Your grade now depends on other people whom you may never have met before, and you’ve somehow got...

It is not easy to find someone your size once the Freshman Fifteen turns to the Sophomore Forty or the Senior Sixty. Even when, through some miracle of self-restraint and bulimia, college girls managed to...

I put myself through college playing pool.

I watch a lot of college film, not only looking at what different colleges do from an offense and defensive standpoint, but also evaluating players, … so we do that quite a bit during the...

You have a college degree? You can barely talk.

This irritated or puzzled such students of literature and their professors as were accustomed to ‘serious’ courses replete with ‘trends ’ and ‘schools ’ and ‘myths ’ and ‘symbols ’ and ‘social comment ’ and...