She’s a warm fart at Christmas.

Were I a philosopher, I should write a philosophy of toys, showing that nothing else in life need to be taken seriously, and that Christmas Day in the company of children is one of the...

In the United States Christmas has become the rape of an idea.

When you’re rearranging the furniture to make way for the decorations and the tree, make sure you rearrange your heart to make room for the Savior of Mankind.

Except the Christ be born again tonightIn dreams of all men, saints and sons of shame,The world will never see his kingdom bright.

The Gingerbread House has four walls, a roof, a door, a window, and a chimney. It is decorated with many sweet culinary delights on the outside.But on the inside there is nothing—only the bare gingerbread...

I long to look at my holiday season with eyes that see the Christ in Christmas.

But, why? You punished me, okay? You’ve forbidden me to,” I shudder, “cum when you know my little body can only take so much of holding it in. I have a nine-inch dick, Randy. That...

The frame of the mirror was a deep mahogany and carved with an intricate design of what appeared in the dim light to be leaves and vines. The mirror’s surface was clouded with dust and...

I say that my value is based on my accomplishments. Christmas is God saying that I am His accomplishment and that will forever be enough.

We want everyone to understand that this effort didn’t end at Christmas. Our troops need to know someone’s thinking about them.

Fresh, solid ideas feel like gifts to writers, therefore every morning is Christmas.

In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it ‘Christmas’ and went to church; the Jews called it ‘Hanukkah’ and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and...

Through your Soul’s partnership the answers to all of life’s questions – mysteriously come tumbling forth.

Christmas is supported through celebration, joyfully passed on – from generation to generation.

With this in mind, Ava tells herself to be present and celebrate the holiday instead of wishing it was over. After all, one is given only a certain number of Christmases in one’s life.

Do kids ever tire of Christmas? The excitement of this job is never dull because in all the years and thousands of games I’ve called, I’ve never done the same one twice.

May the resurrection power of Christ, awake in us a greater spiritual force and strength, so that we can passionately pursue our God-given dreams.

The stores saw enough demand during the Christmas holiday that the wide launch in February went very well.

I can’t ignore his one-sided almost smile or his methylene blue eyes. I can’t ignore his pretty shoulders or his arms. I can’t ignore his big hands, his shoulder-blade-spanning hands, the way the tendons in...

They (heated bedding products) are like Christmas lights. When they get too hot, too cold or emit an odor, it’s time for new ones.

I don’t leave a note.There’s nothing else to do. At first, I’d wanted to write Merry Christmas on the box somewhere, but I decide against it. This isn’t about words.It’s about glowing lights and small...

Christ was born in Bethlehem asHeaven sang with joy.Roaming shepherds came to see theInfant, swaddled boy.Several wisemen sought him out,Traveling from afar.Mary wondered, looking skywardAt a bright, new star.Sacred was the Christ child’s birth.Sacred is...

Purchasing patterns have been changing for a long time. It used to be you bought for Christmas when you bought for back-to-school. Today, there’s no reason to buy ahead of your need when you can...

600Christmas is about giving from the heart more than giving from the store.

Il pastore augurò Buon Natale, il coro riprese a cantare e l’organo a suonare. Fu in quel momento che Maggie sentì che lui era vicino. Si girò appena e lo vide. Se ne stava in...

NAUGHTY AND NICE? said Death. BUT IT’S EASY TO BE NICE IF YOU’RE RICH. IS THIS FAIR?Albert wanted to argue. He wanted to say, Really? In that case, how come so many of the rich...

Always winter but never Christmas.

For many people Christmas is a difficult and lonely season. May you experience the love of Jesus Christ now and always!

Based upon how we’ve seen retail stocks perform, any continued low (consumer confidence) number puts a crimp in the Christmas spending story.

Christmas is not something that sprang from the musings of some person who creatively devised caricatures of elves, spiraling candy canes, visions of a magical city whose foundation was nestled in the far reaches of...

Christmas it seems to me is a necessary festival; we require a season when we can regret all the flaws in our human relationships: it is the feast of failure, sad but consoling.

We desperately need a deal before Christmas, and we have to hope that President Clinton’s coming heralds the end game — because the alternative is just too terrible to contemplate.

It’s a loss. All of my kids’ Christmas presents … they didn’t get to enjoy them. We just got back from Wisconsin.

Let the Soulful will of all that exists within – gift you the knowledge to fulfill all that is, without.

As we celebrate the evolution of the life of one so special, we embrace the meaning of life, itself.

He rose and walked to the windows. The moon reflected the pristine whiteness blowing into shadowy silvery mounds beneath the stars. It spread out before him, all pure and flowing and sterling. There’d always been...

You know what? From now on, I think I’m going to call you Mister Christmas.

…dette drikker kongen av det første han gjør om morgningen og det siste han gjør om kvælden, bare idelig sjampanidrik.(Jul i sen, Stridende liv)

It struck him that how you spent Christmas was a message to the world about where you were in life, some indication of how deep a hole you had managed to burrow for yourself

Ma!” she cried. “There is a Santa Claus, isn’t there?””Of course there’s a Santa Claus,” said Ma. “The older you are, the more you know about Santa Claus,” she said. “You are so big now,...

Christmas is God lighting a candle; and you don’t light a candle in a room that’s already full of sunlight. You light a candle in a room that’s so murky that the candle, when lit,...

It’s almost like having somebody come and steal the gifts out from under your Christmas tree because that was the next step. They were headed to go underneath my Christmas tree.

Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out any quicker than the Christmas spirit

Wal-Mart carries a lot of electronics and Christmas was coming up, so we decided to go with it. We traded stocks once a week and would check our portfolios almost every day.

This faulty light fitting at the front door with the dangerously flickering bulb looks rather festive. Who says I don’t do Christmas?

Christmas can be celebrated in the school room with pine trees, tinsel and reindeers, but there must be no mention of the man whose birthday is being celebrated. One wonders how a teacher would answer...

The smells of Christmas are the smells of childhood

To the American People: Christmas is not a time or a season but a state of mind. To cherish peace and good will, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of...

The three phases of Santa belief: (1) Santa is real.(2) Santa isn’t real.(3) Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.