Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.
Listening is the only way to entertain some folks.
A chap ort t’ save a few o’ the’ long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married
We’d all like to vote for the best man, but he’s never a candidate
When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick
A bee is never as busy as it seems; it’s just that it can’t buzz any slower.
Everyone complains of his lack of memory, but nobody of his want of judgment.
A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good
When some fellows decide to retire nobody knows the difference
Being an optimist after you’ve got everything you want doesn’t count.
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one
Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on
A bad cold wouldn’t be so annoying if it weren’t for the advice of our friends.
It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it
We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
If there is anything that a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing
An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed.
We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
If some people didn’t tell you, you’d never know they’d been away on a vacation
It seems to make an auto driver mad if he misses you.
In spite of all our speeding it’s still the style to be late.