And just so you know for the future, I like my double-chocolate chipcookies warm and soft in the middle . . . and without magnets glued to them.

Oh, Carlos. You know I can’t resist a challenge.

Want to get in trouble with me, Carlos?

Sí. And when I get out of here, I’m gonna fix the door to your car.

He laughs. “Put some clothes on so you don’t scare poor Kiara with your morning hard-on.”I look down at my shorts. Sure enough, I’ve got la tengo dura in front of Kiara and Tuck. Shit....